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Locker Room Gossip (What's in your pants)?

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#1 ·
Ok, I know this not for everyone, but I'm mainly posting this for the curious. I found this item on a gossip site...Discuss!!



This comes from Gossiplist.. Too funny!

OK, here's the goss from the locker room (i've worked at the Australian Open the last 4 years)

Worth writing home about: Marat Safin, Yevgeny Kafelnikov (both gigantic), Lleyton Hewitt (very big), Juan Carlos Ferrero, Nicholas Kiefer, Nicolas Lapentti (all well above average), Max Mirnyi

Not so fortunate: Agassi (teeny weeny so i ve heard but ive never seen it), Tim Henman (small), Roger Federer (same), Moya (below average), Todd Reid (same)

Most of the other guys are average, and roddick is very average.

Of those I have seen Jan-Michael Gambill, Tommy Haas, James Blake, Sebastian Grosjean, Goran Ivanisevic, Marcelo Rios, Mark Philippoussis, Alex Corretja, Robby Ginepri and Thomas Johansson

Of those Marcelo Rios is very well hung. Alex Corretja, Goran Ivanisevic and Tommy Haas are on the big side.

Sebastian Grosjean is on the smaller side but interestingly his very good friend Arnaud Clement, though one of the shortest in height, is one of the bigger ones.

Jan Michael Gambill is also smallish.

Apparently, in the old days the members of Queens' Club used to be able to use the same locker room as the stars during the pre-Wimbledon Stella Artois tournament. I've heard that Lendl was indeed a big guy, Stefan Edberg was longish but quite thin, and that the biggest of all was a guy called Slobodan Zivojinovic, who I believe reached the semis at Wimbledon once although he wasn't very well-known to the general public. Apparently his endowment resembled "a child's arm holding an apple". Incidentally, regarding hard-ons: allegedly Tim Henman once played a whole televised set in a minor tournament somewhere with a raging hard-on tenting out his shorts. Apparently the director must have realised what was happening after twenty minutes, because from that point on they only showed him in facial close-up or from a distance! I don't know what tournament it was.
 
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#7 · (Edited)
erm...

btw what is meant by "very" average..? neways I'm sure he's mistaken about Andy.. I believe what he said about JC and especially Marat tho ;)

oh my this isn't even remotely interesting :rolleyes: lol
 
#8 ·
Hee hee soooooooo funny!!!
 
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I want to be a GS towel :drool: :drool: . Rainer or ToJo will pick me and .. :eek: :eek: .. Serena, eh, Serena, this towel is for guys. Don't you dare to dry your big :scared: ... noooooooooooooooooo :spit: :spit:
 
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#14 ·
:lol: you just summed up my worst nightmare too, alfonsojose :eek:
 
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alfonsojose said:
I want to be a GS towel :drool: :drool: . Rainer or ToJo will pick me and .. :eek: :eek: .. Serena, eh, Serena, this towel is for guys. Don't you dare to dry your big :scared: ... noooooooooooooooooo :spit: :spit:
I'm so happy that you graced this thread! ;)
 
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Saumon said:
Btw does anyone know if there are players who are circumcised? :tape:
No way. Do u wanna miss the fun of licking the foreskin :lick: ?
 
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onewoman74 said:
... Of those Marcelo Rios is very well hung. Alex Corretja, Goran Ivanisevic and Tommy Haas are on the big side ...

.. Jan Michael Gambill is also smallish ..
Tommy Haas loves to show it. Have u ever seen that bulge pushed against those black tight shorts .. :lick: .. bring some honey, dude :yeah:

Fee, your boy is under attack here :armed: Come on, girl. All these years of huging and chattin' :angel: :aplot: , you should have seen some fallen towel, or a too big short showing half testicle ... share with us .. ;)
 
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