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In Bastad to Albot a gift he gave,
To thank humble Kenny, a Caribbean cruise Radu paid.
After letting Moldova win the first match on the tour,
Now the King Kenny is ready to rock Hamburg.

Always unlucky, an inspired Lajovic is his opponent,
ATP tries to ruin de Schepper with tough rivals in every moment.
But the Bordeaux sensation is 100% inspiration,
And if he plays at 60% without tanking he will be the champion.

His orgasmic backhand, lethal forehand can't be written in text,
His entertaining all-court tennis is as healthy as is sex.
Loved and worshipped among all the tennis fans,
Asterisked all the tournaments that he misses, even the Slams.

The fight is about to start, who will prevail?
My prediction is simple: if healthy, Kenny in straights.

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:lol: good try mate. I appreciate the attempt. I liked your enjabments, and the first stanza is quite nice. :) (you must spread some reputation around...)

Yet his form on clay
leaves nothing here to say
sadly for Ramon's romance
Kenny'll be leaving for France.

:p I fancy Lajovic for this one, sorry mate.
 

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Healthy Sheep in 3.
;):worship:

:lol: good try mate. I appreciate the attempt. I liked your enjabments, and the first stanza is quite nice. :) (you must spread some reputation around...)

Yet his form on clay
leaves nothing here to say
sadly for Ramon's romance
Kenny'll be leaving for France.

:p I fancy Lajovic for this one, sorry mate.
Good verses as well mate, but I know that you were trying to jinx Lajovic here. Well done :) I hope it works.

Better than PfL.
Thanks mate. I think me and PFL have different styles: while PFL was a better shot-maker in terms of creating new expresions, I am not able to make them but maybe my posts have more variety and are stronger than PFL posts, who was very repetitive always telling almost the same whatever the tournament was. In addition my deed is focused in acclaiming players rather than telling bad things about them, which is less dangerous in terms of forum infractions. But the good thing about PFL is that he created a new profile of player and his ideas are now strongly linked with MTF unlike mines, who can only be applied to the Bordeaux sensation.
 

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de Schepper-worthy rhymes, mate.

King in straights is the obvious choose here.
 

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clay? lajovic
 

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Sorry I couldn't add a poll here, it seems I can edit them if they're there but not add them.

Result was NID anyway, though. Or should I say KdS.
 
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