the Farmer is my uncle???

i swear Zosse, good teeth run in my family!!! ain't no way i'm related to this snaggle-toothed idiot...
hey Dots, let me tell you about this terrible awful experience i had over the holidays. you'll get a kick out of it being a sadist and all...
i decided to get my sweetie a new watch for Xmas. so i'm walking down the watch aisle in Macy's (34th and Broadway), and guess who's ugly mug is peering at me out of a Movado commercial? yes! you guessed right! the Android is the latest Movado model!!!

and if you ever hear about this Chick who ran screaming out of Macy's, it was me. i confess...
but the torment didn't end there. a couple of days later i'm on a plane and decide to read a magazine to pass the time. and what do i run across but a picture of the Android kissing his
store-bought wife and wearing a red bandana and advertising for some charity or the other. i can't remember. i must admit that he actually looked like a human being in that picture but i think it's because everyone looks at the blonde with her cutely crinkled-up nose. or maybe it's bec the bandana hides some of the glare from his balding head. i'm not sure. what do you think Dahlin'??
hey everyone, seriously, Happy New Year. may at least a half of your wishes come true at which point you discover that you already had the other half to begin with. and my we have much tennis fun, right? right....
