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Good heaven I just have an eye infection and I cannot really imagine pouring vodka on an eyeball! :help: :help: :bolt:
 

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My Homework's Pleasure

My boyfriend quivers like soft makeup.
Cool!
My earring cheerleads for total tampons,
While my period aches for my training bra's chewing gum.

Mommy totally spews forth black boobs.
So my retainer erupts with really boring agony.
My letter sweater goes steady with beautiful deodorant.
Oh, how my curfew tastes like expensive perfume!
 

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This is the culture we're living in today. Kids desperate to get drunk by any means necessarily, just to be drunk. It's really sad, actually.
 

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It started in Finland. NID.
 

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Who the hell comes up with this stuff? :facepalm:
 

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But does it work? Cos it might help me get through some really boring meetings.
I hope they do vodka soaked anal suppository real soon. I'd be drunk all day every day.
I saw this on my local news where this blog referred to. If you click the link, you will read the original transcript that there were people suffered from alcohol poisoning.
 

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This is an old urban legend (from the '90s, if not earlier). I very much doubt this is in reality a widespread practice.

edit. Just how much vodka you could have a tampon absorb anyway? Then one would have to figure the relatively minuscule amount which probably would actually enter bloodstream this way. Seems pretty inefficient way of getting drunk.
 
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