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Every bot has his place in life, whether it is building a car, cleaning your flower, bot-ing on the tennis court, or trying to make it in the world, by reporting minute by minute tennis news.

Thus we have NewsBot.


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He started out his News life at the Acadamy and Muginess. News Bot was just a lone nail on a nail board, surronded by....nails. He was not very unique in his first couple years of school. Often being called News Butt, because his news stank.

Without a cause and no place to go. News Bot had to work as Chinese Delivery Driver.


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He excelled at making Wanton's and soon was raised to Assistant Vice President. With Great Power comes Great Responsibility.


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NewsBot became a head executive at the Chinese Chain and had it all. Cats, Dogs, Mugs, anything your heart desired. But yet, something was missing...was it Wantons? No.... It was NewsBotting.... But he didn't have any motivation to get back into it... Until.


The Colonel. News Bot than got really into tennis and ended up joining a place called Mens Tennis Forum.
There News Bot could have free reign of the tennis Universe


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NewsBot is better than a robot to be frank. I just can't stand NewsBot wannabes like Ash. They all are shittier than Paire's FH.
 

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every message board has their posting legends, I still don't know how it feels to be one of them
 

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Bump for goodness
 

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Question: If someone were to interview NewsBot, who would post the interview?

Is it possible that this has happened but there was no one to alert MTF General Messages?
That's the same as dividing by zero.
 

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He is not a robot, he is a cyborg. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton. His mission is to protect MTF.

He completes his mission by picking news and titles wisely and by posting them frequently, on regular basis. He is programmed to know that reporting and feeding trolls is the winning combo.

Needless to say, he does what he does well and it's not humanly possible for anybody to match his contribution to MTF.


NewsBot / NewsBorg / Newsminator - the biggest contributor on this forum :worship:
 

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News Bot unfortunately never posts in NT, which is why I originally posted this in GM.

Anyways, the praise does not stop here.
 

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Is it a man? Is it a machine? NO, it's NEWSBOT!

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every message board has their posting legends, I still don't know how it feels to be one of them
Hm. Well. Many of those called "legends" on here have been permabanned so perhaps it's not all that it's made out to be.
 

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What's great about Newsbot is that now everybody is posting interview threads in GM, which is awesome, and great for the site, imo.

Question: If someone were to interview NewsBot, who would post the interview?

Is it possible that this has happened but there was no one to alert MTF General Messages?
Newsbotception :eek:
 
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