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We all know that Andy will beat Kucera.

But next, he will meet his master, Roger Federer.

Roger has spanked Andy's sexy butt everytime they've played. He has taken Andy, stripped him naked, tied him on a bed and litteraly dominated him! Andy has been helpless against Roger, begging for mercy and submitting to his master.

Roger will take Andy once again, and he will spank his sexy butt. I can't wait for this, Andy is Roger's bitch, his sex toy.

2001-10-22 Basel Indoor Carpet QF Roger Federer (SUI) 3-6 6-3 7-6(5)
2002-01-07 Sydney Hardcourt SF Roger Federer (SUI) 7-6(3) 6-4
2002-10-21 Basel Indoor Carpet QF Roger Federer (SUI) 7-6(5) 6-1
2003-06-23 Wimbledon Grass SF Roger Federer (SUI) 7-6(6) 6-3 6-3
 

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yea as much as he wants to do that stuff to andy.......cause i know that he is....well u know.......anyways....that is completely disgusting......i dont care if roger beats him every time....its not like andy can wear a bag over his head!
 

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Rogi has a girlfriend so you bitter andy fans can go screw yourselves. I know you don't like him. Speaking of gay, Andy moves around that court like he just got butt plugged by his butt buddy Brad. Rogi is bringing classic tennis back and making everyone happy execpt you damn bitter andy fans.
 

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just because you have a girlfreind doesnt mean ur not gay.....guys marry knowing that they're gay just to hide it....that doesnt mean anything......it would be different if the player wasnt so damn ugly....hewitt beats andy all the time i have nothing against him.....rogi just looks like the cookie monster coming to get you....i mean roger cannot wear a bag over his head and play at the same time....if he could it would be a different story!
 

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Andy is the one who at one time moved like a fag, but Rogi is the one who is gay? LOL ok, Rogi doesn't have those boyish looks that is why little dumb girls like you don't go for him. Rogi looks like a man and has a ton of charisma. Rogi gets women, Andy gets girls. If I had to be one of them, I would rather be Rogi. Why can't you just like Rogi for the nice classy guy that he is? You Andy fans are just jealous Rogi is getting more of the media's love then Andy and that is cause of his amazing talent and "throw back to the old days" type of tennis.
 

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look at what you people have tunred this thread into. if u wanna bitch about looks, why don't you take it somewhere else???? look yeah Andy gets his ass kicked by Roger, which i dont like, but i have nothing agaisnt Roger because everytime he wins, he just simply plays better than Andy so he deserves the win. now who knows what will happen tomorrow, even if someone has never one against another player, yes the odds are that they will lose again, but we never really know. maybe Roger will be off, maybe Andy will be on fire. all i know is that whenever these 2 meet eachother, the best player of the match always comes through. i'm just looking forward to a good matchup
 

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I agree with Naldo, I don't like the topic but attack the poster behind it not Rogi. My the best player win tomorrow. Andy and Rogi are both having great years.
 

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At least you can recognize his smile. Fed looks like an
ugly old man with worn-down teeth. He won't have longevity, and
his volleying will be too tiring for him when he gets older.
Nalbandian and Agassi keep a bitch hood and noose on him all the time.
Hewitt can tie it on that boring perfect person's neck.

IT'S only fair to wipe the smirk off his grass specialist's smile too...he
can bring Julia the cow to Wimbly next year to watch him lose
precious points and go down the ranks. Almost like Hewitt.
Maybe Mario Ancic could make Croatians
proud
by beating him again.

Isn't it time for Fed to win a Mickey Mouse
event in his own country too? Novak, are you playing again?
 

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Now THAT's what I call constructive criticism!
 

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Re: Re: The master will meet his bitch again

Yes, the thread itself is very presumptuous - heck, I'm supporting Federer, and I know there's no guarantee that he'll win tomorrow. Every match is a new scenario, and this is the first time they've played on hardcourt, which is still Roddick's surface more than Federer's. Still, why criticise the originator of the thread when we have heya's erudite musings to pour scorn on?
 

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First of all why are you talking about his looks when it doesn't matter what you think? Rogi can have any woman he wants. he has a cute girlfriend but if he wanted say a Euro super model, he could. He has money, charisma, and a masculine build and look to him, so your opinions are nosense. He could get a woman a million times hotter than you. I am looking forward to a great match tomorrow and if you fans can't stop being ugly about that is your problem. Oh and as for Rogi's progress. It was all in his confidence, becoming a grandmaster out there is the most difficult thing and time consumming game to acquire. Rogi should be praised for being a throw back to the old days. Horna and Mario were given those wins, they didn't outplay him he was not there. If they were so good they would have won their 2nd round match but they didn't cause they never played well even to beat Rogi, they simply were lucky to play a Roger that didn't have his head on and his belief at the event. Hewitt was lucky Rogi gave away matches to him as well. Everyone including hewitt (who admitted at Hopman cup that Rogi let his foot off the pedal) that hewitt can only pray to god that Rogi daydreams and lets him win, cause he can't hold his own with an in form Rogi. Nalbandian lucky to beat Rogi with a toe blister at Basel and Rogi gave away the match at Oz with tons of errors. All the greats have bad days so lay off of Rogi. I didn't take any cheap shots at Andy till fans started ganging up on Rogi.

I suggest you stick to talking about his tennis and save your BullShit!!
 

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Let me guess.... the average poster age in this thread is 15? Moving on...

Federer always beats Roddick, but Agassi always beat Schuettler before tonight. Another day, another match... anything can happen.
 

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I'm with Sjengster and Becca on this. Looking at their H2H, the probability of Roger winning is significantly higher but we don't know for sure what will transpire on the court in the semis. Strange things have happened before. ;) Okay, stop, I don't want to jinx Federer. :p
 

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what a dirty crazy analogy...yes but very true. lol
 
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