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Here is my tribute to them. Maybe it will help with the arseclown voting.


Scenario: Federer v Nalbandian AO grand final

Thwak! Thwok! Thwak! Thwok!


Linesman: Out!


Umpire Tennis Fool: Overruled. Advantage Federer.


Spectator Dirk: YEEEEEEEEEES!

Spectator Joggy: Federer always the lucky shit!


Nalbandian (incredulous): What! That was 5 feet out.


Umpire tennis Fool: Federer just let you win that point to keep us entertained, dont you know he is smarter then we thought?


Nalbandian: Are you completely mental?


Umpire Tennis Fool: Game, set, match Federer!


Specator Dirk: YEEES. FEDERER WINS just like FO next year.


Specator Alexito: BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING. TENNIS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.


Spectator Dirk: If you dont love Federer your not a tennis fan.


Nalbandian: hang on I'm leading 4-6 4-6 6-2 6-3 4-1!!!


Umpire Tennis Fool: This is a grand slam and therefore best out of 3 sets under the Wertheim rule book. After set #2 I have not been paying attention and have been creating new threads on MTF using my laptop.


Nalbandian: This is a outrage!


Umpire Tennis Fool: Safin wins the tournament.


Nalbandian: He's not even in the tournament!


Umpire Tennis Fool: Safin is the most talented player of the past millenium. I'm sure he could beat anyone out here.

Specator Dirk: No one is more talented then Federer. EVER.


Nalbandian: Are you insane?


Umpire Tennis Fool: Code violation Nalbandian. Rule of 21. But here you are at 23 in a final with no slam wins. Disqualified.


Nalbandian: I want to talk to tournament Umpire.


Out comes tournament umpire ys.


Nalbandian: What is going on?

Tournament umpire ys: I have been reviewing old tapes and have discovered that you once hit a left handed forehand during a practice session. GET OUT OF MY TOURNAMENT.

Spectator Dylan: Does my $5 on Federer at 1.01 still get paid?
 

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Why is hitchhiker posting on this board, there is a bigger world than his cesspool of shit called MTF that his talents need to be exposed on a grander stage.
 

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GeorgeWHitler said:
Why is hitchhiker posting on this board, there is a bigger world than his cesspool of shit called MTF that his talents need to be exposed on a grander stage.
:rolleyes:

Just laugh, stupid.

Anyway, :worship:

Too bad the finals already been set, right Adee-gee (btw you're losing at this moment, 3 votes down)...
 

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Tennis Fool said:
:rolleyes:

Just laugh, stupid.

Anyway, :worship:

Too bad the finals already been set, right Adee-gee (btw you're losing at this moment, 3 votes down)...
You are on fire these days aren't you, it is obvious what my opinion was on this piece, but I shouldn't ask you to comprehend it, that would be asking too much.
 

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GeorgeWHitler said:
You are on fire these days aren't you, it is obvious what my opinion was on this piece, but I shouldn't ask you to comprehend it, that would be asking too much.
Only obvious to you ;)
 

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GeorgeWHitler said:
Why is hitchhiker posting on this board, there is a bigger world than his cesspool of shit called MTF that his talents need to be exposed on a grander stage.
This is all part of a business plan. I seduce MTF and then stop posting until everyone donates $5 to the hitchhiker trust fund.
 

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I must say, this is one galaxy I would very much like hitchhiker to guide me around.
 
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funny funny funny funny funny u get the drift
 

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hitchhiker :worship: you've really been on roll lately
 

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The sabbatical was well worth the wait
 
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