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Doubles tennis is the biggest joke on earth. If it were up to me I would eliminate it and stop wasting everyone's time. We have had this discussion several times over the last few weeks and enough is enough.
Doubles tennis is stupid because:
1) It was invented by fat out of shape people who don't have the stamina to play alone on one side of the court
2) Would you watch Boxing Doubles? Enough said...
3) Who the hell wants to wait an extra 25 minutes to see their favorite singles player come on the court because they have to finish a bullshit doubles match.
4) Who watches it? Nobody...stop wasting our time.
5) If you can't play singles, get a life or go play another sport.
6) Doubles should be played in recreational parks only...by senior citizens or fat people.
I apologize in advance if I offended anyone with these comments but they are the truth. I know all the little kids will run and bad rep but I don't give a shit. Doubles is the biggest waste of time and the ATP would be smart to get rid of it and possibly expand the size of some tournaments.

Doubles tennis is stupid because:
1) It was invented by fat out of shape people who don't have the stamina to play alone on one side of the court
2) Would you watch Boxing Doubles? Enough said...
3) Who the hell wants to wait an extra 25 minutes to see their favorite singles player come on the court because they have to finish a bullshit doubles match.
4) Who watches it? Nobody...stop wasting our time.
5) If you can't play singles, get a life or go play another sport.
6) Doubles should be played in recreational parks only...by senior citizens or fat people.
I apologize in advance if I offended anyone with these comments but they are the truth. I know all the little kids will run and bad rep but I don't give a shit. Doubles is the biggest waste of time and the ATP would be smart to get rid of it and possibly expand the size of some tournaments.