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Because why not? We need to spice up some activity in NT and this was a popular trend back in the old days.

For those interested, anyone can ask a question with @Dimitard and he will try to answer it. I obviously asked his permission to do this and he agreed. Hope you guys don’t disappoint :p

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Why are you such a fresh meat tard?
How often do you fap?
Did you get a boner at work, how did you deal with it if so? Did anyone notice
What is your idea of a perfect troll for a tennis forum?
What is your profession and are you biased to your female colleagues?
 

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Because why not? We need to spice up some activity in NT and this was a popular trend back in the old days.

For those interested, anyone can ask a question with @Dimitard and he will try to answer it. I obviously asked his permission to do this and he agreed. Hope you guys don’t disappoint :p

I’ll start of:

Why are you such a fresh meat tard?
How often do you fap?
Did you get a boner at work, how did you deal with it if so? Did anyone notice
What is your idea of a perfect troll for a tennis forum?
What is your profession and are you biased to your female colleagues?
Haha... good luck with answering those questions....

I don’t think the Mods are paying you enough Dimi
 

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What causes you to support players such as Dimitrov, Tsitsipas and Shapovalov? Is it all about aesthetics or does it have a connection to your deeper values and psychological make-up?

When you're old and retired, how will you fill your time?
 

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If I eat Chicken and Broccoli every day, and do 200 bicep curls a day, for the next 30 days, will I gain huge biceps?
Only if you know big Xisca's recipe.
 

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Indeed. MTF is our life, but this doesn’t take much effort though
Cloren is a massive attention mug pay no attention to him
 

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Why are you such a fresh meat tard?

How often do you fap?

Did you get a boner at work, how did you deal with it if so? Did anyone notice

What is your idea of a perfect troll for a tennis forum?

What is your profession and are you biased to your female colleagues?
Have you ever tried old meat?

I'm fapping right now. That's all you need to know.

If I'm lucky enough to become aroused at the workplace, I wear it proudly.

Monsi

I'm a teacher so most of my colleagues are women. They call me "fresh meat".
 

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What causes you to support players such as Dimitrov, Tsitsipas and Shapovalov? Is it all about aesthetics or does it have a connection to your deeper values and psychological make-up?

When you're old and retired, how will you fill your time?
Aesthetics aside, tarding for Dimitrov is an absolutely absurd thing to do given that he's such a mug and can enter into a terrible slump at any moment. However, I simply can't get excited about consistently great players. They just aren't relatable to me at all. So I think relatability and being flawed are essential qualities I'm looking for. Part of my appreciation for aesthetics comes from an appreciation for inefficiency and flair. Tennis is a sport that rewards efficiency and consistency, so any player who reach the upper echelons of the game with beautiful, flashy strokes has my support.
 
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