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Roger Federer: A lifetime subscription to Men's Vogue.

Rafael Nadal: Preparation H to sooth those places that have itched him at odd times?

Novak Djokovic: A visit to that $800-a-pop New York barber -- whoops, stylist -- who has coiffed John Edwards and Roger Federer.

Andy Roddick: Tonya Harding's cell phone number.

Nikolay Davydenko: A consulting producer's role in the new HBO series, "The Sopranokovs."

David Nalbandian: Six-pack abs to replace the keg he was lugging around most of last year.

James Blake: A mean streak.

Tommy Haas: a Grand Slam title.

Marcos Baghdatis: A map leading him back to the Top 10.

Mirka: A free one-hour consultation with whatever lawyer represented skater Nancy Kerrigan.

Justine Henin: A "Justine Henin Career Highlights" DVD.

Serena Williams: A litter, for getting to and from the court.

Martina Hingis: A one-year moratorium on any mention of either Radek Stepanek or cocaine.

Jelena Jankovic: A week off.

Venus Williams: Maria Sharapova's dedication.

Maria Sharapova: Venus Williams's talent.

Lindsay Davenport: One more Grand Slam title.

Daniela Hantuchova: A super-sized Big Mac value meal.

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Some of these are just mean!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

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Yeah this guy deserves a lifetime lump of coal from Santa.
 

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And Bodo, answer me this question: how on earth did someone on your staff find out that David N. has four names? Where in the hell did that come from?
 

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Andy Roddick: Tonya Harding's cell phone number.
A reputable sports journalist should have realised that sort of comment is unacceptable.

The case he refers was no joking matter.
 
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Well we don't call him Bozo for nothing. Bozo the clown!
 

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A reputable sports journalist should have realised that sort of comment is unacceptable.

The case he refers was no joking matter.
The guy is a typical moronic journalist on the everlasting sensation hunt, and here it shows again. :eek:
 

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So is Bozo an uber-troll? We keep biting his bait...
 

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I don't get Serena's though. :confused:
 

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maybe cause of the infamous catsuit...
 
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