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Federer: a decent bh dtl
Nadal: a 1st serve
Davydenko: a pair of balls
Djokovic: a slap in his face for every time he bounces a ball before serving
Nalbandian: a Slam title, as I doubt he will be able to achieve one on his own despite his huge game
Roddick: a t-shirt in fitting size, not his usual XXXXXXXXXXXL that he keeps adjusting all the time :silly:
Karlovic: a tube of compressed oxygen, he must be breathing thin air constantly on such altitude
Berdych: a brain
Gasquet and Young: moderate expectations
 

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Federer: 1 "coupe des mousquetaires"
Nadal: nothing :ras:
Davydenko: a J'torian wig :rocker:
Djokovic: a medical unit at his disposal on court in case of another serious "time-out demanding" injury :hug:
Roddick: a couple dozen valiums so he stops being so fidgety on court, it's so annoying :fiery: plus it's unlikely to change the outcome of the match
Karlovic: high heels so the guy doesn't get an inferiority complex
 

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sorry if some were repeated or paraphrased. I used them because they were good and made a lot of sense!

Federer: A nice, classy suit
Nadal: An English dictionary
Djokovic: A book titled, "Bounce the ball 1, 2, 3 times max!"
Gasquet: A lacoste shirt other than blue
Berdych: A brain
Roddick: A tight-fitting shirt
Ferrer: A pat on the back for a strong 2007 season
Safin: A wish to get back to the top

.... to be continued?????
 

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Federer - An ego because he's clearly lacking in that department. And a DVD of the RG final.

Nadal - Something that gives him an electric shock when he goes too far beyond the baseline.

Roddick - A tennis brain.

Davydenko - A river (for him to cry in when he gets a long ban).

Gasquet - Pubic hair to make him realise he's not actually 15 anymore.

Ferrer - A framed picture of AbAdi, his biggest fan.

Muzza - Hair clippers.

Robredo - A tennis ball machine, so he can finally know what it feels like to hit a winner.
 

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Nadal: a nappy for the next time he has a pain in that famous ass of his
Nadal: a box of tissues for after next year's Wimbledon Final again
Nadal: a book that tells him that he can shout more than "Vamos" and "Sie!" after every single freaking point
Nadal: a haircut, im fed up with the swiping off the bandana, shaking his head like a wet dog out of the ocean, after he wins a match
Djokovic: a restraining order from his parents
Davydenko: new laptops and phones
Murray: a shrink
Federer: a new mantlepiece and shelf to fit more trophy's for 2008
Roddick: more tins of paint so he can write "I AM DAVIS CUP CHAMPION" all over his walls in his home gym - the 2003 US Open design was fading anyway.
Safin: a job.
 

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Federer: a better BH
Nadal: a better serve
Djokovic: a better volley
Murray: a better FH
Gasquet: a top 50 FH
Baghdatis and Nalbandian: more focus on Tennis.
 

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Djokovic: a restraining order from his parents
:haha:

Okay, mine:
Federer: a pair of glasses to put on every time he feels the need to make a challenge :cool:
Nadal: a knee transplantation... or maybe two? :awww: :sad: :hug:
Phillipoussis: see above... :scared:
Davydenko: a good defence lawyer
Murray: a visit to a decent dentist :devil:
Roddick: a toque (or whatever that thing's called that boxers wear to cover their Wilanders)
Safin: brain transplantation, and if that doesn't work: climbing gear
Djokovich: a haircut to make him look less like a porcupine
Berdych: a shrink
Youzhny: a good chiropractioner...
 

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Federer: A new girlfriend
Nadal: Jockstrap to prevent riding
Volandri: Betfair account
Gasquet: A closet to come out of
Karlovic: A nice game to go with that serve
Djokovic: An angle grinder for his forehead
 
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Nadal: boxer shorts
Federer: a hawk-eye device programmed in his brain
Safin: a harem
Gaudio: some lucky breaks
Murray: an extreme makeover
Tsonga: roast duck at AO2008
 

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Federer-rhinoplasty
Nadal- English dictionary
Djokovic- a mirror so he can see how annoying he is
Gasquet- confidence in a bottle
Murray- a spot on Extreme Makeover
Safin- HIV test
PHM- a good coach
Roddick- talent
 

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Xristos: Roland Garros
 
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Federer-rhinoplasty
Nadal- English dictionary
Djokovic- a mirror so he can see how annoying he is
Gasquet- confidence in a bottle
Murray- a spot on Extreme Makeover
Safin- HIV test
PHM- a good coach
Roddick- talent
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