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So having been on tinder for a while thought I'd do an 'experiment' where I'd send some long ass and epic posts from MTF to my matches.

Keep in mind I look distinctly average so I'm not some sort of model, but it will be funny to see the responses. Already sent out the epic Problem cannot be found post and got this reply:



Wut reply. Judging by her quick response time does she want the d?

Will be sending out some classic heya posts.

And as promised, some of the pickup lines in action. I got a few blocks, a few non replies, a few girls calling a creep lol and a few interesting replies.







^ Actually had a very funny convo with the chick posted above, one of the very few girls who can actually banter and has a personality srs.



and for you virgins out there, here is a special on how to lose your virginity:

 

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MTF pickup lines-
1.Hey gurl, wanna see how accurately I can ace my balls into yer zone? (waving tennis racket)
2.(while serving) "I like girls that likes to play rough, they don't call me heavy hitter for nothing."
3. How you doin' ?
4.You women so fine, I would hyperbole my moonball spin up your arse so hard, even Nadal would spin in his sleep.

I need to stop...
 

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Hello baby, I want to pick your butt too, no?
Wanna be my turkey? Gobble gobble
I'm a single man, you're a single woman, problem cannot be found?
Hey gurl, wanna see what's going on?
 

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Hello baby, I want to pick your butt too, no?
Wanna be my turkey? Gobble gobble
I'm a single man, you're a single woman, problem cannot be found?
Hey gurl, wanna see what's going on?
Ooh I get it. hehehehe silly me. I posted my all wrong.
 

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"I know Johnny Groove"
 

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Hello baby, I want to pick your butt too, no?
Wanna be my turkey? Gobble gobble
I'm a single man, you're a single woman, problem cannot be found?
Hey gurl, wanna see what's going on?
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And as promised, some of the pickup lines in action. I got a few blocks, a few non replies, a few girls calling a creep lol and a few interesting replies.







^ Actually had a very funny convo with the chick posted above, one of the very few girls who can actually banter and has a personality srs.



and for you virgins out there, here is a special on how to lose your virginity:

 

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Hello baby, I want to pick your butt too, no?
Wanna be my turkey? Gobble gobble
I'm a single man, you're a single woman, problem cannot be found?
Hey gurl, wanna see what's going on?
:lol: :worship:
 
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