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did a thread like this last year and doing one this year as well.

Made a tinder profile in Russia yesterday and got a few matches. Send me your MTF lines and I'll use them to hilarious effect.

Go!
 

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You know I'd love to service you and you'll return the favour
You smell like new balls.
I'm a line judge and you've really left a mark on me.
You're not out but in... May I court you?
My heart is tangled in your strings.
There are many great women but they are only ATP 250s while you are a slam.
 

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Let me be your Grigor so I can make you scream like Sharapova :devil:
 

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What about something you have accomplished in your life? Your studying? Your work? A poem you have written? A painting???
 

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What about something you have accomplished in your life? Your studying? Your work? A poem you have written? A painting???

If I even pick theme "social snobbishness" for my doctorate in psychology, I'll call it "The Cleopatra Syndrome"

 

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If you are my sister I would be Lannister. :angel:
 

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Ease up hotness, you're giving me a Grigor Dimitrov moment over here
C'mon babe - we gonna see what's going on
I'm gonna make you moan like Granollers
Yours is a face I'm going to remember
I'm gonna dominate you like Toni dominates his nephew
 
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For Spanish and Russian girls:

Old mug Davydenko 4 - 0 heyday Nabull by hard court.

For Swiss girls:

Old and heyday Roger Federer 16 - 2 heyday and old mug Davydenko.
 

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Just relax baby and I will make you peak higher than Federer in 2006
 

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My competition is so good, you'll be getting a seriously weak era.

Some people will say I'm quick, but as an umpire I don't see that as a bad thing.
The minute I switch on my board, it's already love-all, baby.

I've never achieved more than five consecutive slams, but I reckon we can do something about that tonight.

Stringing used to be my full-time career.
That means, honey, that you can be assured that when I'm doing my job properly, I'm making a racquet.

I'm glad they implemented Hawkeye, because now our connection has no challenges remaining.

I can definitely be serious.
My ball was on your line, and everybody in the whole stadium saw it.
You've gotta be the cream of the world, you know that?

Hey baby, if you're into something kinky, I've got debentures for Court 2.
You won't be as packed, but my god you're still gonna see a lot of balls.


I'm like Djokovic, coming second is my specialty.
 

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My competition is so good, you'll be getting a seriously weak era.

Some people will say I'm quick, but as an umpire I don't see that as a bad thing.
The minute I switch on my board, it's already love-all, baby.

I've never achieved more than five consecutive slams, but I reckon we can do something about that tonight.

Stringing used to be my full-time career.
That means, honey, that you can be assured that when I'm doing my job properly, I'm making a racquet.

I'm glad they implemented Hawkeye, because now our connection has no challenges remaining.

I can definitely be serious.
My ball was on your line, and everybody in the whole stadium saw it.
You've gotta be the cream of the world, you know that?

Hey baby, if you're into something kinky, I've got debentures for Court 2.
You won't be as packed, by my god you're still gonna see a lot of balls.


I'm like Djokovic, coming second is my specialty.
Man, these are seriously good. :yeah:
 

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Ever had sex with a GOAT?
 
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