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Old but so true (especially on this board :p ) :

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you......
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it...
 

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Hey - didnt i send that to you once???? :p :p

Youre copywriting my emails now, huh??? :eek::eek: Talking of which get a move on :eek: ive been waiting forever *slap*
 

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Oh yeah, indeed this is yours Julie. so guys all credit to Julie (how much was asskissing worth again? ;))
 

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Yes, all credit too me :bounce: :bounce: :p :p

and :confused: re the email :confused: - i was waiting for you :confused:
 
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