The man with the golden hip, KingMidasRay, marches on. The real #LastKingOfScotland (Forest Whitaker is a fraud). He was never getting beaten by an ice lolly - don't delude yourselves! He was birthed in ice, he's Scottish FFS! I've taken my kilt out of the wardrobe and am letting it all hang loose in celebration, I urge all Haggisraytards to liberate all appendages in one great celebration.
You know what? Scotland must be a fine country: it has kilts, whisky, ice cubes and sweary tennis players with golden hips. I salute Scotland, and will continue to search the river Don blindo for the loch Ness monster - in your honour. I do have a bone to pick though: since you changed the Irn Bru recipe it turned to shit. Put the sugar back in it; cheers, TCK.