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It's about time one of MTF's most notable gamblers has his own appreciation thread. Some people may not like him because he fiercely persecutes players involved in doping and match fixing scandals, but if you read GM or the live scoring threads, there are big chances at least one of his posts has made you laugh.

Some of his pearls of wisdom:

Youz's first serve is that of the ****ish variety.
Now Ferrer can join Lalo, Ferrero and Robredo in the Rotterdam gay bars.
Golf is a mugs sport played by fat posh wankers.

Hope this helps.
As well as going to Bolelli's school of returning, Roddick also went to Lalo's backhand school.
The different ways of returning serve according to Jaap:

Delic must be returning serve with a piece of string.
I wonder if Volandri is returning serve with a stick.
Is Ljubo returning serve with a fork?
Is Horna returning serve with his dick?
Is Blake returning Rafa's 2nd serve with his fat arse?
Canas returning serve with one of his syringes in this set. FFS
Kiefer is returning serve with a badminton racket.
Wow! I didn't know Bolelli actually does wheel out his grandmother for returning games.
And the best one:

A blind man in a wheelchair returning serve with his dick could have beaten Chela today.
Jaap :worship:
 

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Great thread :worship: :worship: I hope you or someone else (i´m too lazy to do it) open also a thread in honour of dylan, RaVeR and ivan. :)
 

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Great thread :worship: :worship: I hope you or someone else (i´m too lazy to do it) open also a thread in honour of dylan, RaVeR and ivan. :)
Dylan deserves his own worshipping thread for sure.

Raver - too repetitive for my own liking, but I can understand why some people find him funny.

Ivan really has some funny posts. Even though I don't think he does it intentionally. :tape:
 

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Jaap:worship::worship:

I remember when he said that Djokovic was going to tank against Simon:worship:


Raver also:worship:
 

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Dylan deserves his own worshipping thread for sure.

Raver - too repetitive for my own liking, but I can understand why some people find him funny.

Ivan really has some funny posts. Even though I don't think he does it intentionally. :tape:
Go back to the doldrums you mug!!:D
 

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:haha:

I think one of the ways of returning serve from Bolelli was also with his grandmother's ****
 

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That Willy one cracked me up :haha:
 

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Other Jaap gems

Hopefully Querrey chokes, preferably on a banana during the changeover which gets lodged in his throat.
Cya Darcis you waffle eating streak of piss.
Go play with the traffic, Starace.
Now Dr Fuentes has been put in jail, Nadal is powder puff.
Potito, kindly slit your wrists during the break and get this match voided.

Thanks.
and if you ever wondered why he put the belgian flag
I am officially Belgian if Darcis clinches this.
 

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Great stuff :hatoff:
 

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funny kid

if i remember right he used to bet on a lot of favs when he first came to mtf, changed his style of capping (maybe its just me) has become a good capper
its fun hanging around with him in the livescore thread,

cheers Jaap
 

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I have only one thing to say where Jaap is concerned

****

;)
 
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