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Just think. Nadal loses on purpose and suddenly everyone loses their minds.
Djokovic is wrist injured. Federer expects a child during the French Open. Murray needs a coach. WaWa is a mental headcase who can't deal with success (as proven in his post matches after AO).

So everyone starts to become nervous and think to have a real chance to win French Open.

- Federer ignores his child birth to try to win French Open. Mirka divorces him. He stays in ruins, loses FO R1, then Wimby R1 and retires.
- Djokovic plays with wirst injury, his wirst gets worse and suddenly he needs surgery and stops playing tennis for 8 months just like Delpo.
- Murray panics with the chance to win FO, makes an impulse decision and hires Wilander. Loses in R1 to some mug.
- Wawa panics with possible success in FO and loses to some mug in R1.

Then Nadal plays his regular form in FO and beats Ferrer in the final. This is an obvious evil plan developed and engineered by Uncle Toni.

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Just think. Nadal loses on purpose and suddenly everyone loses their minds.
Djokovic is wrist injured. Federer expects a child during the French Open. Murray needs a coach. WaWa is a mental headcase who can't deal with success (as proven in his post matches after AO).

So everyone starts to become nervous and think to have a real chance to win French Open.

- Federer ignores his child birth to try to win French Open. Mirka divorces him. He stays in ruins, loses FO R1, then Wimby R1 and retires.
- Djokovic plays with wirst injury, his wirst gets worse and suddenly he needs surgery and stops playing tennis for 8 months just like Delpo.
- Murray panics with the chance to win FO, makes an impulse decision and hires Wilander. Loses in R1 to some mug.
- Wawa panics with possible success in FO and loses to some mug in R1.

Then Nadal plays his regular form in FO and beats Ferrer in the final. This is an obvious evil plan developed and engineered by Uncle Toni.

Discuss.
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He isnt in bad form. He has no weapons, anyone playing well or even quite badly like Mugro can do it.
 

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I don't know, but I think it is important for tennis fans not to get too hopeful before RG. I will only celebrate once the 'king' has been knocked out of Paris...
 

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Sounds about right. Imagine the Wikipedia page of 2014 French Open - Men's Singles:

Seeds
1. Rafael Nadal (Champion)
2. Novak Djokovic (First Round)
3. Stanislas Wawrinka (First Round)
4. Roger Federer (First Round)
5. David Ferrer (Final)

Tio will be laughing all the way to the bank with this one.
 

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He's desperately trying to lose the no.1 ranking before the French because the top seed virtually never wins there. Alas, Wristovic will not fulfill his end of Toni's bargain, even going so far as to lose in the quarter finals of the Australian Open.
 

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haha if only they were that strategic

regardless of strategy Nadal at RG will always be something difficult to up-end
 

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- Federer ignores his child birth to try to win French Open. Mirka divorces him. He stays in ruins, loses FO R1, then Wimby R1 and retires.
- Djokovic plays with wirst injury, his wirst gets worse and suddenly he needs surgery and stops playing tennis for 8 months just like Delpo.
- Murray panics with the chance to win FO, makes an impulse decision and hires Wilander. Loses in R1 to some mug.
- Wawa panics with possible success in FO and loses to some mug in R1.

Then Nadal plays his regular form in FO and beats Ferrer in the final. This is an obvious evil plan developed and engineered by Uncle Toni.
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Looks right, for sure the Legendary Uncle is behind this two losses in Monte Carlo and Barcelona. Remember that last year Nadal lost against Djokovic in Monte Carlo, that was another plan of Tio Toni and finally was successful because Nadal won the French Open.
 

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Just think. Nadal loses on purpose and suddenly everyone loses their minds.
Djokovic is wrist injured. Federer expects a child during the French Open. Murray needs a coach. WaWa is a mental headcase who can't deal with success (as proven in his post matches after AO).

So everyone starts to become nervous and think to have a real chance to win French Open.

- Federer ignores his child birth to try to win French Open. Mirka divorces him. He stays in ruins, loses FO R1, then Wimby R1 and retires.
- Djokovic plays with wirst injury, his wirst gets worse and suddenly he needs surgery and stops playing tennis for 8 months just like Delpo.
- Murray panics with the chance to win FO, makes an impulse decision and hires Wilander. Loses in R1 to some mug.
- Wawa panics with possible success in FO and loses to some mug in R1.

Then Nadal plays his regular form in FO and beats Ferrer in the final. This is an obvious evil plan developed and engineered by Uncle Toni.

Discuss.
I agree with all of this. Keep in mind Toni is also increasing the Spanish pigeons' confidence to help them reach the later rounds of RG where they will bend over to Rafa.
 
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