Frasier Crane: Oh Niles, I don't have time for your insanity! I've got to go steal a get-well card from a kidney patient!
Cliff Clavin: If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yellnick McWaWa.