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Ok we've all heard about the aces for charity, something which was started by some Aussies, including Nick Kyrgios. But of course, not everyone will easily just pop aces to add to the count. Let's think of the optimal player by player ways that would raise money theoretically (you can also include players sitting out).

Federer - aces are pretty good for him, but maybe break point chances wasted would also be good.
Djokovic - I'd say every time he stretches like doing the splits, he should donate money.
Nadal - every passing shot, he should donate.
Thiem - every time he launches midair into a forehand winner.
Tsitsipas - every shoe change?
Zverev - right now, every DF.
Paire: every dropshot winner, and every BH hit from the deuce (FH) court.
Schwartzman - %pts won on return x 100
Goffin - every game lost against Dimitrov.
Berrettini - will just keep him on the aces.
Fognini - every word of Italian spoken on court. If not Italian, every word that has ASIO perk its ears.
Nishikori - every BH winner.
Medvedev - every shot hit at <2500 rpm
Troicki - every word of complaint made to umpire.
De Minaur - every rally won exceeding 20 shots.
Tomic - every return not accounted for.
Millman - every cheer from the crowd
Cilic - every FH error right after the serve.
Berlocq - every grunt
 

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They should all donate $100 for every unforced error they hit the entire Australian summer. That way, we help the victims of the fires and could incentivize them to generate better matches. :lol:
 

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They should all donate $100 for every unforced error they hit the entire Australian summer. That way, we help the victims of the fires and could incentivize them to generate better matches. :lol:
That would promote pushing which would destroy the sport
 

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De minaur would be everytime he celebrates on a meaningless point
Kyrgios would be aces and everytime he does a trickshot
Shapovalov would be everytime he makes a stupid unforced error
 

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Nadal , for every ass picking
Nick , for every meltdown/swearing
Tsitsipas , for every fake shoe laces BS
Zverev , for each DF
 

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Faker - every missed smash, he’s damn good at it.
Dull - every heavy lefty topspin to OHBH, the fisherman would be bunkrupt very quickly with that formula
 

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Thiem: 100K for every slam won so far at 26.

Shapovalov: 20K for every match won to De Miñaur.

OH WAIT!
 

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MWW clowning this much?
Are the fires approaching Sydney or what?

Mate, it's so disappointing on so many levels...
 
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