[Mags]

Originally posted by warfreakbix
Who's going to play for GB then, I think Tim is also doubtful, no?

For a free ticket down under I will play - I am not very good mind you, but I promise to play my heart out .

 

[Mags]

Alright Mags, now that GB has no players for Davis Cup they will probably resort to drawing straws. Any way we could put your name on the ballot?

Feel free- I could turn out to be GB's Mikhail Youzhny .

Better still I could be joined by Cliff Richards (British celebrity who thinks he can sing and likes to play tennis - sang at Wimbledon a couple of years back during the rain break. Managed to clear the stands of spectators when the rain couldn't ). If GB are down 2-0 after the first two rubbers Cliff can break out into song and force the Aussies to pull out due to severe ear ache.

If the singing doesn't scare Australia, the jacket certainly will