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I am from Russia
but I live in the States
And I don't like to
Get ditched on the dates

I like computers
And I like cars
And wish that I knew
How to play a guitar
Or maybe a keyboard
Or maybe some drums
Or maybe some plain ol'
Nice looking bums

I don't like to lie
Or to promise a lot
And sometimes my head
Is too far up my butt

I am sarcastic
Son of a bitch
And I 'm someone
Who would like to get rich

I'm prideful, yes!
And a little bit vane
But not vane enough
To live in LA

I drive a Toyota
And not a raised truck
If you drive on a freeway
It's hard to get stuck

I have sense of humor
And a good common sense
And certainly wish
I was big in my pants

I like other cultures
And water "Perrier"
And think you are gay
If you drive "Santa-Fe"

I like Will Ferrell
And Steven Seagal
I like Jackie Chan
And I like SNL

I know how to write
And I know how to read
And boy, do I like
To have [email protected]$y to eat!

I like Trance, Dance, and House,
And a little of Rap
Country music,
However, is crap!

I'm complicated
As well as I'm hot,
Too fly, too talented
And sometimes too smart.
I eat prawns and lobster
And don't shop at K-Mart

I guess I just snapped, I'm a runaway train
but, Girls!
You don't know!
I can bring down the rain!!!

When I'm on the court
I kill and embarrass
That is because
My boy is Higueras

I serve like a madman
Into one forties
Just so I can
Get laid with the hotties

On the return
I'll bitch-slap your serve
Just cause I can
And I got the nerve

Your ass is mine
I will seek and destroy
If you take me to five sets
You'll be my toy

None of you ladies
Know what I mean
All you can think is,
"He's hot like James Dean!!!"

I got convicted so many times
This is just one
Of my terrible crimes-
I took out Henman
On Center Court
They called it molesting
And that's not a sport

And maybe I am
Out of your reach
But that is most likely
Because you're a bitch

Or maybe you are a
An attention whore
In which case there are
A thousand more

Or maybe a drunk
And a pothead to boot
And like to, at parties,
Show off birthday suit

You smoke and you drink
Till your brain cells are gone
and that's why you write,
"I just like to have fun!!!"

All of you girls will do
"ANYTHING"
As long as there's booze
You girls are "all in"

And maybe I'm boring,
And plain, and no fun
But, shit! How good
Is my slice on the run?!

And maybe "No Drinking"
Is my compromise
To me, to my body,
AND to my slice

Because I have goals
That I'm trying to reach
And I have a gift
That you cannot teach

I'm sure y'all have talents
as well as I do
Let's hope that it's not
How much you can screw

How much you can drink
Or how much you can smoke
Or how many girls
You've been able to poke

Let's try to recycle
Let's try to conserve
Fuck!
Let's try to join
Army Reserve

Let's try something nice
Something good for a change
Let's try to be able
To spare bum some change

And let him go nuts
And drink till he's blue
And turn into every possible hue

And if this is idea
That's too "cutesy" for you
I guess I can say,
"Well... Fuck you too!"

I KNOW I'm not boring,
not plain, AND I'm fun!
And yes, I'm convinced
I can slice on the run!

Just give me some time
And in short little while
I'll be wiping my ass
With your profile!
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

that can't be a real poem by him...although i REALLY hope it is...hahahah
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

The Booker Prize shortlist - it's just too much. :haha: :yeah:
Dmitry for the Nobel Prize for Literature!!!!! :haha:
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

No he did not. :tape:
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

Scary
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

Funny stuff. Get real, that wasn't written by Tursunov though.
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

mad1town said:
Funny stuff. Get real, that wasn't written by Tursunov though.
believe me or not but it was! that guy is... humm... weird! :p
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

Dmitry :haha: :haha:
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

there are too many classic lines in there to pick out the funniest :sad:

:haha::haha:
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

He and Spadea should collaborate.
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

Chloe said:
He and Spadea should collaborate.
I've always heard people refer to vinnie as a rapper, but never heard any of his rap :sad:...
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

Maybe he has some up on his website?
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

Let me know!
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

this is wat happens when you put a mad russian in insane America!
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

What's the source, btw? ;)
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

:hearts:
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

That thing still sucks!! Has he been talking to "Cousin Vinny"?
 

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Re: From RUSSIA with Love - written by Dmitry Tursunov (from the booker prize shortlist)

oh my god. It's the Russian Spadea.
 
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