Federer: "Ooops. Shanked that backhand into next court."
Higgy: "Hahahaha, you sprayed that backhand like it was a cut artery. Hahahahaha."
Federer: "Why does this practice scrub always hit heavy topspin to my backhand? What's wrong with him?"
Higgy: "Federer, I told him to do so. What did you expect? This is clay season."
Higgy: "You've got to hit more forehand dropshots and step in to take the backhand return instead of getting pushed back. You've got to ________ and _______ and _________ ."
Federer thinking to himself: "Sometimes I wish this guy was more like Roche and would just stand there and daydream."
Federer: "This Jose guy is sure working me over and trying to tell me to do things differently. It's such a new feeling for me..."
Mirka ignoring Fed and looking at his carbuncle: "OMG that thing is growing."