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who would win this triples match - played on a very wet & windy clay court at night, lit only by four pairs of SUV lights... with all 6 participants at least a little overserved with drinks prior to the occasion.... proudly wielding slightly torn wooden racquets, without the benefit of clearly agreed-upon rules, linesmen or the chair ump.... flanked by nude, coked-out Carillo and Enberg bringing the noise & funk via a megaphone, occasionally doling out "coaching advice" of varying foulness, mid-point?

And WHY?


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AgassiFan said:
who would win in this triples match - played on a very wet clay court at night, lit only by four pairs of SUV lights... with all 6 participants at least a little overserved with drinks prior to the occason.... proudly swiging slightly torn wooden raquets, without the benefit of clearly agreed-upon rules, linesmen or the chair ump.... flanked by a nude, cocked-out Carillo and Enberg bringing the noise & funk via a megaphone, occasionally doling out "coaching advice" of varying foulness, mid-point?


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You forgot to say that during the match a UFO crashes into court
 

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Reponses that do not include an answer and a substantive explanation thereof, are both in bad taste and incorrect.
 

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1/Gasquet.
2/Because.
 

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Some of the German/Swiss posters may remember, but whatever happened to the whole idea of creating the 5th Slam - in Berlin IIRC - circa mid-90s?
 
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