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MAIN DRAW DOUBLES FINAL

Fish/Roddick def. Nadal/Moya 62 06 64

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Felix the Great congratulates Mr Duck to be back where he was formerly good at. Double specialist. [Roddick was ex Spice boys team when FATP was run for the first time]. Well kudos to the fish, hopefully by this win, he can convince the Duck that he's willing to do anything to have sex with him. What a whore.
 

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Roger lost too easy in the final :crying2:
 

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:woohoo: Fish/Roddick def. Nadal/Moya 62 06 64 :woohoo:

The Fish was fired up by the ducks sexy outfit :) unfortunately the duck changed his shirt between the first and 2nd set and it took mardy the whold set to recover from sexiness, "i think he shaved off his chest hair" said the fish, "i spent the whole set thinking about it and the balls were just flying past me" The fish recovered in the 3rd set though "I pulled myself together when Nadal decided to change his shirt and having seen his skinny chicken body it woke me up and made me realise what a great thing I have going with Andy and how i should just admire th eview and think about whether he has shaved his chest or not later" The Fish continues "I was worried before the game that Andy planned to replace with Nadal. His hair is so much longer than mine and prettier he can wear his down and still look hot, whereas I need to tie mine up or I look like a member of Europe and feel the urge to sing the final countdown" One suspects that the fish is not lying about this and an interesting image appears in your head at this thought does it not? However Mardy continued "although i did see Rafael carrying curling tongs through the hotel the other day so I think he's just a bit too girly for Andy and i have nothing to fear the duck shall never replace me. I mean he can't whilst we're winning tournaments can he?" At this point in the interview Mardy ran off, we suspect it was to go question andy on his possible replacement but we sincerely doubt that the duck/fish pairing will ever end, they're obviously made for eachother and work well.



20 minutes after this interview took place, Mardy was pouring champagne on the ducks head during his press conference, as he did in the past when Roddick was the year end #1 in 2003, however this time we suspect he's doing this so he can lick it all off afterwards :eek: The duck did not seem too pleased by the bubbly being poured over him, perhaps he thought it was a reference to his gorgeous bubble butt. The fish was last seen running through the hotel hallways being chased by a very mad duck waving a racquet whilst yelling "All i want to do is to finish one sentence without you covering in me in sticky stuff". We can only hope he is referring to the champagne. Whatever happens the important fact is the duck/fish pairing is starting to come together on the court and this surely will not be their last tournamnet victory, unless the duck really does hurt the fish with that racquet, however we suspect he won't catch him, everyone knows if you want to catch a fish you need to use a-rod.
 

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NEWSFLASH--
"Fish, I think I love you, I really really love you" was heared outside the hotel resort lost night after the mens doubles final. The man outside wasn't recognised as he was totally naked and covered with all sorts of things, probably due to some stickyness. The police are still investigating this matter. Police captain R.Ukidding stated: "There's something fishy about it..."
 

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did the police mention anything about ducks i swear i heard someone yelling about ducks last night! but then that could have been me in my dreams
 

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Police captain (and coincidentally a nature expert) heared the mating call of a very rare Pekinese Washboard duck which only lives in Siberia... Very strange indeed...
 

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hmm a siberian duck? and there was me thinking he was american.
 

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aww i thought maybe the ducks parents had got lost when flying south and ended up in america and left the duck there coz he seemed quite happy and flew back to siberia themselves no?
 

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1-Gustavo Kuerten
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Roger Federer
6-4 6-0

Q. He gave you a struggle the first couple of games, but after that, you took care of his pretty quickly?

Kuerten: He hit some great shots in the beginning. I was always kind of off, I felt like I won the first game easily, then I was up 40-Love. It was like, "Hey, wait a minute, you play pretty good." Twice in a row I had breakpoints and didn't do it. The third time I felt, "Okay, this time I can do it." Since then, I didn't lose one more game.

Q. What do you get out of a match like that?

Kuerten: Just felt great out there today. You know, I was concentrating from the beginning on. I just had so much fun. I just enjoyed the game today. If you play like this, there's nothing else to think about.
 
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