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Yeah, we've all heard lyrics that are embarrassing or badly written, and it would be funny to see what people come up with :p

Blazin' Squad

I juice my girl on da regular
Pass me my nokia


Spice Girls

Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on
'Cause tonight is the night when two become one
(and I used to sing this when I was little :eek:)

Black Eyed Peas

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps...

(absolutely dire)

Madonna

I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork
 

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all Nickelback lyrics

also

Puddle of Mud

"I love the way you look at me
I love the way you smack my ass"

Weezer

"When you're out with your friends
In your new Mercedes-Benz
And you're on drugs
And you show up late for school
'Cause you think you're really cool
When you're on drugs"

and of course all Coldplay lyrics including

"You can take a picture of something you see
In the future where will I be?
You can climb a ladder up to the sun
Or write a song nobody has sung
Or do something that's never been done"
 

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Killing Heidi- Jar Labelled Small
"Did you know it would turn out this bad,
If you did it this way?"
 

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how could i forget 3 doors down :eek:

"I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me"



Muse

"I think I'm drowning
asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell
that you've created

you're something beautiful
a contradiction
I wanna play the game
I want the friction" :confused:

The Killers

"Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential "
(What the fuck
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Des'ree
I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
:haha: I laugh everytime I hear those lyrics. It's strange because the song sounds so serious in concept, but the lyrics are just laughable.
 

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I Wanna Have Your Babies is awful too :eek:

The Killers

"Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential "
(What the fuck
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Haha, I just don't get where the hell potential comes into it :retard:

Busted

Air hostess
I like the way you dress
Though I hate to fly
But I feel much better
Occupied my mind
Writing you a love letter
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Will I see you soon
In my hotel room
For a holiday romance?
Air hostess
 

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Well, I'm a huge Backstreet Boys fan, and I'm not afraid to admit it. :) But , I don't understand I Want It That Way:

You are my fire
The one desire,
Believe when I say
I want it that way.

But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say that
I want it that way

CHORUS:
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heart ache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way


What way does he want it? The question is never answered. :lol:
 

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Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer
I'm as serious as cancer,
When I say Rhythm is a Dancer.


Such a subtle yet poignant metaphor.. :tape:
 

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:worship:

Hard to the core, I feel the floor
When I'm on the stage, yo, yo'll ask for more
I'm on the ass, I know the last
I work real hard do you like my cash
Tick tick ticka tick take your time
When I'm goin' I'm goin' for mine
Open you ears and you will hear it
I tell you this 'cause there's no limit!
 

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Kate Nash

And I use mouthwash
Sometimes I floss
I got a family
And I drink cups of tea


Cheeky girls
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys


And of course…

Adrian Gurvitz

Gonna write a classic, Gonna write it in the attic

:lol:
 

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90% of popmusic/R&B/HipHop etc. lyrics are crap or just very much not original.
It would take ages only to come up with the most stupid ones.
 

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Des'ree
I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
God.. this one is pretty bad! :haha:
 

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Destiny's Child: Cater 2 U

Let Me Help You
Take Off Your Shoes
Untie You Shoestrings
Take Off Your Cufflinks (Yeah)
What You Want To Eat Boo? (Yeah)
Let Me Feed You
Let Me Run Your Bathwater
Whatever You Desire, I'll Aspire
Sing You A Song
Turn My Game On
I'll Brush Your Hair
Help Put Your Do Rag On
Want A Foot Rub? (Yeah)
You Want A Manicure?
Baby I'm Yours I Want To Cater To You Boy

[Chorus]
Let Me Cater To You
Cause Baby This Is Your Day
Do Anything For My Man
Baby You Blow Me Away
I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much More
Anything You Want Just Let Me Cater To You
Inspire Me From The Heart,
Can't Nothing Tear Us Apart
You're All That I Want In A Man;
I Put My Life In Your Hands
I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much More
Anything You Want, I Want To Cater To You
 

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Led Zeppelin is my all-time favorite band, but I really don't know what these guys were thinking when they came up with this - from 'The Lemon Song':

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.


It's frightening whether you interpret the lyrics metaphorically or literally.
 

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How about that hideous James Blunt song?

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful it's true
I saw your face
In a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
'Cuz I'm so in love with you


I mean, that's about as lame and trite as it comes. My 5 year old son is more creative than that. :rolleyes:
 

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James Blunt is a pimp who has sex with as many celebrity girls as he can.

'Look who's alone now,
It's not me. It's not me.
Those three Wise Men,
They've got a semi by the sea.
Got to ask yourself the question,
Where are you now?'

from his song Wisemen- WTF, makes no sense.
 

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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! Yeah! Fellas! Yeah!
Has your girlfriend got the butt? Hell yeah!
Tell 'em to shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

LA face with Oakland booty
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! Yeah! Ladies! Yeah
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes Yeah!
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Little in the middle but she got much back



A classic song.
 

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Led Zeppelin is my all-time favorite band, but I really don't know what these guys were thinking when they came up with this - from 'The Lemon Song':

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.


It's frightening whether you interpret the lyrics metaphorically or literally.
Well Lemons were once deemed to be an acceptable form of contraception.. [:lol:].. However I doubt that LZ were using it in this literal sense. :p
 
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