[Hurley]

"Melzer has saved a match point and now is at set point." No, Ginepri never had match point.

"Netcord!" or "Fault!" Right, I'm not blind. You don't need to point out every single one.

"We're going to play one match for the championship!" We always do, Barry, we always do. The unit of scoring you're referring to, actually, is called a "set," Barry.

Die, Barry. Die.

 

[Hurley]

I don't actually want him to DIE. It's just that Robby choked hard on a fat dick and I don't feel the need to deal with his malapropisms and senility.

 

[jmp]

I like old folks!

 

[Hurley]

Well Robby won so now he can say whatever he wants

Even though he keeps calling it a "major title" which is very annoying. It's friggin' Newport.

 

[jmp]

So true! But, hey...

Go Robby!

 

[d_b_prince]

By far the worst commentator out there. Thank god he only does Fox Sports Net.

 

[ktwtennis]

He IS annoying! I was glad Agassi wasn't playing, or I'd never hear silence over the TV!

 

[EboneSBlake]

ROFL I can't stand him or Leif...

 

[BigCrimper]

wishin' death on the old man is a bit severe, but I can definitely relate to your critiques. The worst is when he incorrectly calls a game point as a break point and vice versa. Poor Barry, senility is never a fun thing.

Newport as a major title is pretty funny.