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Lafuria said:
She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
Yeah, she hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

Oh-she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh-and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she'll promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me


She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
But she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me

Does this song accuratley describe women?
Yes, No, Maybe?
99.9 percent accurate.
 

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Lafuria said:
Being an asshole can sometimes attract women. .
forget the top 10, this is the key....

Dont give a shyt and she'll be wondering why the hell she can't get you out of her mind. Sure you'll hear from some girls who say they want nice guys but take a look at the girls who say that.... you dont want them. Dont play games tho cause thats bs and it doesnt work and you'll get sniffed out quickly. You really gotta not give a shyt. Its a gift I come by naturally :devil:
 

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bad gambler said:
Bolar turning back the clock with this thread

So clear now as to why I haven't gotten any action over the past 2 weeks :sad:
the second you slipped the ring on bro, you sealed your fate :p
 

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bad gambler said:
So clear now as to why I haven't gotten any action over the past 2 weeks :sad:
You're married - enough said.

Also, you know why Women are so happy when they walk down the aisle? They don't have to give head jobs anymore :haha:

Bolar is not intending on getting married for quite a while.
 
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Nah I just realised in terms of the steps I am starting with the dirty talk, the evening then just goes downhill after that
 

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Carito_90 said:
Very true.

And no matter what girls tell you, we love talking about ourselves. Ask questions about us. Make us talk about ourselves. If we wanna know about you, we'll ask. It's the way to go. :lol:
How are you?
What did you do today?
What kind of shampoo do you use?
What's your favorite drink?
How do you like your men?

:hearts:;)
 

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bad gambler said:
Nah I just realised in terms of the steps I am starting with the dirty talk, the evening then just goes downhill after that
Start with a romantic dance and whisper the dirty talk into her ear instead. ;)
 

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Bolar Bolabi said:
Okay.

Maybe give her a massage in candlelight? Get her excited
that sounds like a lotta work, may I recommend bypassing the hard work and buying her something shiny bg. Then while shes mesmorized by the shinyness you start the you want this then I need this speech. :p
 

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flmmkrz said:
forget the top 10, this is the key....

Dont give a shyt and she'll be wondering why the hell she can't get you out of her mind. Sure you'll hear from some girls who say they want nice guys but take a look at the girls who say that.... you dont want them. Dont play games tho cause thats bs and it doesnt work and you'll get sniffed out quickly. You really gotta not give a shyt. Its a gift I come by naturally :devil:

:haha:
Weird that it's true with so many guys.
 

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flmmkrz said:
forget the top 10, this is the key....

Dont give a shyt and she'll be wondering why the hell she can't get you out of her mind.
No, no, no-- hygeine and appearance are still important! :devil: OK, at least don't forget about hygeine! :haha:
 

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There is a lot of good information in the thread.

If you are a rich bastard, then it makes things a whole lot easier.
 

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GeorgeWHitler said:
If you are a rich bastard, then it makes things a whole lot easier.
Depends on which women you are aiming at! :p If it's rich bitches, then good looks make things easier! :haha: :haha: :haha:
 

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gulzhan said:
No, no, no-- hygeine and appearance are still important! :devil: OK, at least don't forget about hygeine! :haha:
still important for sure but combine it with my key and you've got a recipe for success
 

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flmmkrz said:
still important for sure but combine it with my key and you've got a recipe for success
Mmmmmm... How is it-- the lesser you love a woman, the easier she likes you... Alex Pushkin, old recipe :nerner:
 

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gulzhan said:
Mmmmmm... How is it-- the lesser you love a woman, the easier she likes you... Alex Pushkin, old recipe :nerner:
I didn't say I invented the concept, just working on perfecting it :D
 
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