[adee-gee]

Basically I've always wanted to speak Spanish, but I'm too lazy to attend classes or anything. Would any of you wonderful Spanish speakers be prepared to help me along. It'd pretty much be starting from scratch, I know very little at the moment. I'm going to use some internet sites as well but I think a good start would be for me to learn some basic everyday words. Any help would be much appreciated.

Gracias

p.s. It'll also help me when I meet Carla next year

 

[Denaon]

I warn you that this thread will dissappear soon, they erased another one created some time ago...:shrug:

 

[joeb_uk]

This would be a nice one that carla will enjoy:
Te voy a hacer la sopa

 

[adee-gee]

I wanr you that this trhread will disappear soon, they erased another one created some time ago...:shrug:

I think it was mine, when I got into trouble with the authorities. Hopefully this one will keep. Help me

 

[adee-gee]

This would be a nice one that carla will enjoy:
Te voy a hacer la sopa

I just typed that into google. Am I correct in thinking it means you are very ugly :fiery:

 

[joeb_uk]

I just typed that into google. Am I correct in thinking it means you are very ugly :fiery:

No it means "I am going to suck your pussy"

 

[Denaon]

I think it was mine, when I got into trouble with the authorities. Hopefully this one will keep. Help me

I don't remember whose thread was, but this might happen....
Of course, I will help you in the meantime

 

[joeb_uk]

I don't remember whose thread was, but this might happen....
Of course, I will help you in the meantime

Of course some useful words for your time in bed with carla right here:
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/spanish.htm

Great site! Has about 150 languages too

 

[Denaon]

"Te voy a hacer la sopa"..........neither of both translations.....

 

[adee-gee]

Ok, I know.....

Hello = Hola
Goodbye = Adios

I'm also aware of the wierd thing about the male and female verbs, with el and la, but I don't really understand how you can classify certain things as male or female. Like how do I know what a car is? or a house?

 

[joeb_uk]

"Te voy a hacer la sopa"..........neither of both translations.....

First time insultmonger has been wrong every other translation i have used from there has been right.

 

[ClaycourtaZzZz.]

No it means "I am going to suck your pussy"

Joey, Joey, Joey, naughty boy:ras:

 

[ClaycourtaZzZz.]

All I know is gracias

 

[Denaon]

First time insultmonger has been wrong every other translation i have used from there has been right.

Maybe it's some kind of slang from another country but in Argentina that means nothing but "I'm going to prepare you the soup"

 

[adee-gee]

How do I know whether to put 'el' or 'la' before a word :shrug:

 

[ClaycourtaZzZz.]

I think when it's masculine it's el and feminine la, like french, le, la....

 

[adee-gee]

I think when it's masculine I think it's el and feminine la, like french, le, la....

Yeah I know that, but say for a car, or a house etc.....how do I know which is masculine and which is feminine :shrug:

 

[Denaon]

Ok, I know.....

Hello = Hola
Goodbye = Adios

I'm also aware of the wierd thing about the male and female verbs, with el and la, but I don't really understand how you can classify certain things as male or female. Like how do I know what a car is? or a house?

There's no rule for things.. you just gotta learn them. Usually words (objects) ending with o (99%) are masc and use el as article and most of words (75%) ending with a use la in this case there are exceptions

 

[ClaycourtaZzZz.]

If you know french it will work

Une maison would be la....
and une voiture would be la...
or Un chien would be el...

or?

 

[adee-gee]

There's no rule for things.. you just gotta learn them. Usually words (objects) ending with o (99%) are masc and use el as article and most of words (75%) ending with a use la in this case there are exceptions

Crap thats gonna confuse me quite a lot