To lay down the rules :
1 - You may ONLY talk about Juan Carlos if you are posting a picture of him and gushing about him. If he starts dating a tennis star, you may also post picture of her, and proceed to gush about how cute they are, combine their names into something obscure and refer to them as that for the rest of eternity.
2 - You may not talk about anything that requires more than 5 brain cells. Its all about talking out your ass, remember?
3 - You are to post in here at least 500 times a day.
4 - Once again, and I CANNOT stress this enough, each and every post must be about NOTHING! We want people to read this thread and think "what the f---?"