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Since Rafa seems untouchable, here are some way ways I think you can beat him:

1. Lose the coin toss and start arguing about the umpire's neutrality
2. Hit Rafa hard with a smash.
3. Hit Rafa with an Andy Roddickish Serve.
4. Put Clay in his eyes.
5. Insult Uncle Tony
6. Hit his water bottles with a serve or a wild shot.
7. Reflect sun into his eyes with your wrist watch while returning.
8. Aim for the net cord on every single point.
9. Use Alex Rodriguez's distraction tactics.

Anything I forgot?
 
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I forgot a couple:

9. Complaining to umpire about Nadal picking his behind
10. Move in the direction of ball to get hit by Nadal's serve and pretend it was done on purpose.
 

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Marinate him in BBQ sauce.
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Since Rafa seems untouchable, here are some way ways I think you can beat him:

1. Lose the coin toss and start arguing about the umpire's neutrality
2. Hit Rafa hard with a smash.
3. Hit Rafa with an Andy Roddickish Serve.
4. Put Clay in his eyes.
5. Insult Uncle Tony
6. Hit his water bottles with a serve or a wild shot.
7. Reflect sun into his eyes with your wrist watch while returning.
8. Aim for the net cord on every single point.
9. Use Alex Rodriguez's distraction tactics.

Anything I forgot?
Yes, you forgot that threads like this have already been done to death
 

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Seems to be there's no way to beat Rafael on clay. If he is healthy.
 

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Physically impossible.. =D
 

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most of these would result in a barbecue, with piggy being the one who feasts
 

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throw some seeds onto the court just before the courts are watered. im sure there'll be some grass which might help roger
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if he goes to the bathroom before the match which im sure players do, lock him up there. roger will be handed the match
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hey the best thing is kidnap him before the RG final. roger are u listening, do u want to become the GOAT, then do it :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
 

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throw some seeds onto the court just before the courts are watered. im sure there'll be some grass which might help roger
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Maybe hit him with a tranquilizer before the match? I do think Rafa wins a lot of his matches before he even gets to the court. I mean going 97 out of 98 on clay is even more dominant than anything Roger has done.
 

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1. Play better than him.
 

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