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OK so my haemorrhoids are really playing up, itchy anus, pain...the lot. It's ruining my sex life these days. Anyone know a good/easy way to clear them?
Anusol doesn't work....much:D
 

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OK so my haemorrhoids are really playing up, itchy anus, pain...the lot. It's ruining my sex life these days. Anyone know a good/easy way to clear them?
Anusol doesn't work....much:D
Bland food, rest...allow the body to heal itself? Take a daily vitamin supplement? :scratch: :shrug:
 

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You're not alone anymore. :D
 

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You're bad rep was a thing of beauty son, as usual :lol::worship:
 

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When you sit on the toilet, do you read? That's a huge cause of hemorrhoids. You should not occupy your attention with anything at all while you are defecating. A lot of people get hemorrhoids because they sit on the toilet for a long time and read. You should feel the urge to poop, go to the toilet, and poop immediately. If you don't poop immediately, get off the toilet.

Also, lay off the sex until it heals. And stop getting fisted at orgies! ;)
 

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When you sit on the toilet, do you read? That's a huge cause of hemorrhoids. You should not occupy your attention with anything at all while you are defecating. A lot of people get hemorrhoids because they sit on the toilet for a long time and read. You should feel the urge to poop, go to the toilet, and poop immediately. If you don't poop immediately, get off the toilet.

Also, lay off the sex until it heals. And stop getting fisted at orgies! ;)
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This thread has gone from the embarrassing, to the way too embarrassing.
 

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:haha:

*note to self, no more reading Well Hung Harry weekly while on the toilet anymore*
 

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GWHitler once told me I was as funny as haemorrhoids, so ask him. He is obviously familiar with them.
 

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You might consider surgery I forget what it is called. My sister had it done and she's noticed a dramatic improvement, it's not the complete solution, haemorrhoids are tricky and not simple to rid off. I hope that helps. Dulcolax are pretty good have you tried those?

(I am glad I did not inheret this one, runs in my dads side) :eek:
 

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when you're happy...can you shake your haemorrhoids like a puppy? :)
 

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You might consider surgery I forget what it is called. My sister had it done and she's noticed a dramatic improvement, it's not the complete solution, haemorrhoids are tricky and not simple to rid off. I hope that helps. Dulcolax are pretty good have you tried those?

(I am glad I did not inheret this one, runs in my dads side) :eek:
Don't think i want mine removed though - i heard that you can lose a bit of 'control' down there :lol: the bf won't like lots of shit on his monster cock :)
 

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keep em, it's not like you dont like the pain in that area
 
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