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View Poll Results: What's your most favorite phrase of Bilbo?

“He’s going to rip him a fat one.” 21 29.58%
“Gimme the fucking racket you idiot. I can return better.” 16 22.54%
“This [enter players name here] is good.” 24 33.80%
“Even my grandmother in a wheelchair can play better.” 29 40.85%
“Cya [enter players name here].” 7 9.86%
“Save this shit you asshole." 5 7.04%
“Watch [enter players name here] get broken here.” 18 25.35%
“I wonder how he’s going to win that match.” 5 7.04%
“Some surprising bets in here.” 10 14.08%
I love 'em all!!! 13 18.31%
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:41 PM   #16
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So now I know the context of "This X is good." That one has puzzled me for weeks!

...when you publish your phrasebook, I want a share of the royalties for suggesting the idea to you!
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:43 PM   #17
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Big serve, eh?
Yeah, that's a recent one!

What does your "towel" phrase mean mate?
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:46 PM   #18
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Jez will love this thread. It was his idea
Too right! You never fail to disappoint!
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:08 PM   #19
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What does your "towel" phrase mean mate?
I'm afraid we'll never get to know the true meaning.
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:21 PM   #20
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Polls and Quizzes its dark down here
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:25 PM   #21
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its dark down here
Not anymore
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:26 PM   #22
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rip a fat one is a classic

I also like the variation, rip an ugly one
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That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:32 PM   #23
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How dare does such a quality thread and subject matter get moved to this section.

Expected win.
The grandma in the wheekchair
The rip them a new one.
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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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Old 02-16-2007, 02:12 AM   #24
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Great thread
Bilbo is the MTF legend to me
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What does your "towel" phrase mean mate?
because he was sweating from the result?


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Old 02-16-2007, 02:16 AM   #26
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Fuck My Luck


the granny in a wheelchair is my all time fave... i even say it in real life now to ppl.

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Old 02-16-2007, 02:19 AM   #27
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Where's the "expected win by <enter player name here>"???

Bilbo is an institution.
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:46 AM   #28
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I must say I love Bilbo. I have been following his classic quotes since Covers. Reading in-game threads always keeps me laughing while Bilbo is around.

Don't forget, "You can stick a fork in (enter players name)"
I also liked "Clear as water", "That was very clear" or "That was fucking clear"
"Brutal"
"Watch (player name) get broken here"
"lick my prick you asshole"
"(player name) is a serve only player"
When it starts raining or there is bad weather "Welcome to (insert city name), ladies and gentlemen"
"(Player name) is in deep shit if you ask me"
"just my luck"
or the very simple "Fuck you, (player name)"

All classics!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!
Keep up the good work, my good friend
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:47 AM   #29
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"(insert player name) is ripping him a new one"
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:51 AM   #30
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I voted I love 'em all!
Bilbo the legend!
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