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View Poll Results: What's your most favorite phrase of Bilbo?

“He’s going to rip him a fat one.” 21 29.58%
“Gimme the fucking racket you idiot. I can return better.” 16 22.54%
“This [enter players name here] is good.” 24 33.80%
“Even my grandmother in a wheelchair can play better.” 29 40.85%
“Cya [enter players name here].” 7 9.86%
“Save this shit you asshole." 5 7.04%
“Watch [enter players name here] get broken here.” 18 25.35%
“I wonder how he’s going to win that match.” 5 7.04%
“Some surprising bets in here.” 10 14.08%
I love 'em all!!! 13 18.31%
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:42 PM   #1
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Welcome to the official „The very best of Bilbo“ topic.

I will present you how to have a better and more relaxed life in gambling.

Here are my most popular phrases:

If you are sure about a player winning a match try this one:
“He’s going to rip him a fat one.”

If you are even more sure let’s try this:
“He’s going to rip him a BIG fat one.”

If you are sick about your player’s foolishness to return the fucking ball, here’s a solution:
“Gimme the fucking racket you idiot. I can return better.”

If you think you are on the right side of your bet but want to tease other gamblers, try my very popular phrase:
“This [enter players name here] is good.”

If you are sick about losing, this is your way to express:
“I suck nuts.”

Or if you think you are the worst gambler in the universe:
“I suck fat ones.” [If you are gay you will love this phrase even more than I do]

If you bet on lame ducks like Roddick and be sick about see him losing try this phrase:
“Even my grandmother in a wheelchair can play better.”

Sure about your bet being lost? Try this very short phrase:
“Cya [enter players name here].”

Your player is serving like shit and faces breakpoints? What to do? Ask Bilbo. Here we go:
“Save this shit you asshole.”

Sure about your player pissing his pants and losing his bloody serve? Here’s a solution:
“Watch [enter players name here] get broken here.”

If you need a good jinx for your opponent (I’m still sure he can hear you when saying this):
“No fucking way [enter players name here] is going to win this match.”

A few games later you should add to that phrase:
“I wonder how he’s going to win that match.”

If you check the gamblings lounge you might add a comment that looks like this:
“Some surprising bets in here.”

If you knew which player is going to win here's the all-time classic phrase:
“Expected win by [enter players name here].”

Some other phrases I forgot to mention:
“Gimme a fucking towel.”
“Clear as my blood test.”
“Big serve, eh?”
“Good one, [enter players name here].”
“Fuck my luck.”
“Lucky one, [enter players name here].”


If you have some time please vote for the best phrase. Thanks for reading ladies and gentlemen. Have a good time surfing at MTF.

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Old 02-15-2007, 04:50 PM   #2
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Expected win by Ljubo (FO 2006 Ivan down 2-0 sets 1-3* play called do the darkness) Ivan comes back the next day wins in 5
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:51 PM   #3
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We're missing the best one of all

Expected win by << >>

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Old 02-15-2007, 04:51 PM   #4
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Hmm looks like someone thinks highly of themselves.
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This Bilbo is good.
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:58 PM   #6
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"Bilboisms" are not a myth nor is it a legend

It's an MTF institution

You forgot some though:

*When a player wins a match or is in a winning position "This [enter players name here] is good"
*When you get a favourable result after the match "Somebody give me a fucking towel"
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Cya Bilbo
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"Somebody give me a fucking towel"
That phrase has a different meaning for me as people might think it has. Maybe you will find it out one day
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This thread being moved to NT was clear as water
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This thread being moved to NT was clear as water
nope, clear as my blood test
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OUCH!!! Polls and Quizzes, that's got to hurt.
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Big serve, eh?
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That phrase has a different meaning for me as people might think it has. Maybe you will find it out one day
I think I know what it means. Like when a player you backed plays a great match and destroys the opponent, you say "towel, anyone?", for the player that lost, like in a boxing fight when someone throws the towel.

Am I right?
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I think I know what it means. Like when a player you backed plays a great match and destroys the opponent, you say "towel, anyone?", for the player that lost, like in a boxing fight when someone throws the towel.

Am I right?
I thought it was more in the case when he backs a player that wins in a really tight match - therefore he asks for a towel to wipe away the sweat built up during the match.
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Jez will love this thread. It was his idea
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