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Tytta!. · 10-17-2007, 09:03 PM

poor andrew

Arodfan15 · 10-18-2007, 12:02 AM

what's the theory?

Tytta!. · 10-18-2007, 12:07 AM

well, i will wait for holly to be here, i don't wanna share this long and deep theory on my own.

GollyLou · 10-18-2007, 05:59 AM

I am here now but I don't think you are.

Tytta!. · 10-18-2007, 11:46 AM

I'm at uni.

snaillyyy · 10-18-2007, 12:41 PM

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i'm still waiting for someone to pm me where the forehand is

I am sorry to report that a glimpse of the missing FH was seen at an Austin area hospital. Actual cause of damage is not known but excessive child eating the past weekend is the suspected cause. However there are those that swear they saw Mardy sneak into Austin (in lime green skirt of course) and kidnap the FH A fit of jealousy is believes to be cause ,due to the excessive amount of time Andy has been spending with Lance lately. Mardy is believed to have stated that a case of Cheetos, beer and pizza will be waiting if he wants the FH returned.

Tytta!. · 10-18-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by snaillyyy

I am sorry to report that a glimpse of the missing FH was seen at an Austin area hospital. Actual cause of damage is not known but excessive child eating the past weekend is the suspected cause. However there are those that swear they saw Mardy sneak into Austin (in lime green skirt of course) and kidnap the FH A fit of jealousy is believes to be cause ,due to the excessive amount of time Andy has been spending with Lance lately. Mardy is believed to have stated that a case of Cheetos, beer and pizza will be waiting if he wants the FH returned.

Oh, man.

Are you serious?

Mardy's mean.

kaylee · 10-18-2007, 03:44 PM

wahhhhhhhhh the worst thing Andy did was to hire Brad Gilbert. I mean he had him standing 6 feet behind the baseline (something Andy still does which makes Jimmy steam) and hit slice backhands. Now I really think that any tennis player who has the slice backhand should be fined 1 million dollars - I hate that shot and it isn't only Andy that does it.

GollyLou · 10-18-2007, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tytta!.

Mardy's mean.

Mardy just wants Andy to himself so they can compare their sucky forehands.

snaillyyy · 10-18-2007, 05:44 PM

We have to be very careful that Mardy doesn't go after Andy's serve next

GollyLou · 10-18-2007, 05:51 PM

He could really do with Andy's serve percentage.

snaillyyy · 10-18-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tytta!.

Mardy's mean.

I am mean and a bad influence remember.

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He could really do with Andy's serve percentage.

Yea, very dangerous for him to be anywhere near Andy.

Tytta!. · 10-18-2007, 06:20 PM

Ok, since Holly (

) is around, I can explain our theory.
As all of you know, Mr. Captain Obvious aka Brad (ew.) is just disgusting. Andy has listened to his voice for quite a long time, and that's the reason why Andy can barely listen to other people now. Okay, he can still listen to the little kids screaming and begging for him not to eat them, but that's not the point here.

We are going to suggest Jimmy to get a portable blackboard where he can draw instructions to Andy instead of talking to him (sadly, Jimmy hasn't noticed Andy's not able to listen to him.

).

GollyLou · 10-18-2007, 06:24 PM

Jimmy's going to have a whiteboard he can hang around his neck. And then they will finally be able to communicate.

This is also the reason Andy didn't turn up to Madrid. No one wrote down he had to.

Tytta!. · 10-18-2007, 06:36 PM

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Jimmy's going to have a whiteboard he can hang around his neck. And then they will finally be able to communicate.

This is also the reason Andy didn't turn up to Madrid. No one wrote down he had to. :aww:

Poor Andrew, Jimmy should have known this before.