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Old 03-05-2004, 05:48 PM   #1
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As it looks like just about every romantic song in the history of music has already been dedicated to Lleyton and Kim, I made up some "Lleyki Limericks" as an alternative to the "gooberish Lleyki song thread" (during a period of exceptional boredom at work):-

There was a young man from Australia
Who was a spectacular failure (with the ladies)
But then he saw Kim
Who also liked him
And now they're out choosing the veil, yeah!


And the next one:

There was a fab blonde known as Kimmie
Got asked out by a Belgian called Jimmy
But then she spied Hewitt
And before she knew it
She'd agreed to put on Lleyton's pinnie


And another

There was a young Belgian called Kim
Who picked up a ball in the gym
She stood up and threw it
To a young stud called Hewitt
And thought "God, I'd like to shag him!"


Yet another

There was a young woman from Bree
Who was always jam packed full of glee
She played fabulous tennis
She was never a menace
And she loved to sit on Lleyton's knee


And finally (thank God for that I hear you all cry):

When we watch Kimmy play on the telly
She wears tops that show off half her belly
People almost have fits
When she does all those splits
And she makes Justine's knees turn to jelly
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Old 03-06-2004, 12:50 AM   #2
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hey they're brilliant!
too bad i dont have the talent to do any...
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Old 03-06-2004, 01:08 AM   #3
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me 2... i dun hav talent 2 write poem!
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Great!


As I was bored too, or rather couldn't write the thing I should be doing I tried one too although I haven't done this in many years (old yoda )...


Lleyki Limerick March 11, 2004

There is now a fine couple in Indian Wells
Who soon will be hearing their wedding bells
One of them claims it might be for next year
Although some suspect the day might be near

But no matter what will be the case
Adelaide and Bree will be their base
And tennis still their thing for a bit
Until some kids might seem them fit

That might come in a few years
And would leave us all in tears
Tears of joy for their happiness
But also tears for our sadness

Because we would be missing their game
For no players ever touched hearts the same

But until that blessed day
We will stay come what may
And enjoy their come ons and serves
Even if they give us too many nerves

Because with such smiles and all love so pure
They are in life the true number ones for sure!



Although, is this a limerick or not? it's not that funny, I'm afraid...
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Although, is this a limerick or not? it's not that funny, I'm afraid...
anyway, it's a great poem
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Funny stuff!

LOL Ingrid, it's more like a proper poem Very sweet Plus, the bit about the nerves, so true You had to end it with 'for sure' though
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okies here are some i made...

Lleyton never knew how to flirt
And all the girls he dated were dirt
But since he met Kim
His life was never dim
And best of all is, he has someone to iron his shirts

Lleyton loved Kim to bits
She thought he had nice lips
He bought her loads of bags
She throws them around when she's mad
And at that time Lleyton will yell, "oh shit!"

Kim & Lleyton are going to play against each other
And it'll be something they both remember
If Kim wins she'd be a legend
Lleyton will be so bloody embarssed to be beaten
We're sure he'd be a sore loser
Coz Kim already told us earlier
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ingrid and keira

great talent
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Originally Posted by KaseyL
Great!


As I was bored too, or rather couldn't write the thing I should be doing I tried one too although I haven't done this in many years (old yoda )...


Lleyki Limerick March 11, 2004

There is now a fine couple in Indian Wells
Who soon will be hearing their wedding bells
One of them claims it might be for next year
Although some suspect the day might be near

But no matter what will be the case
Adelaide and Bree will be their base
And tennis still their thing for a bit
Until some kids might seem them fit

That might come in a few years
And would leave us all in tears
Tears of joy for their happiness
But also tears for our sadness

Because we would be missing their game
For no players ever touched hearts the same

But until that blessed day
We will stay come what may
And enjoy their come ons and serves
Even if they give us too many nerves

Because with such smiles and all love so pure
They are in life the true number ones for sure!



Although, is this a limerick or not? it's not that funny, I'm afraid...
Wow Ingrid, u really know how to write poem. This poem is so beautiful (of joy). Encore!!!!!!!
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Here's one I don't know what you think of it

There was a young man from down south
Who had a rather big mouth
He liked to shout c'mon
And not only one
And his playing went the opposite from south

appologies I couldn't think of another word that rhymed.
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Here's one I don't know what you think of it

There was a young man from down south
Who had a rather big mouth
He liked to shout c'mon
And not only one
And his playing went the opposite from south

appologies I couldn't think of another word that rhymed.


I everyone that can write those things because I'v never been able to write a good one
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