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Old 01-14-2012, 08:53 PM   #1
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Default I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

Damn, how bad would that be...
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:01 PM   #2
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Default Re: I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

Just masturbate instead?

When it comes to wanting kids, I'm sure there are other ways too.
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Ok, I watched the trailer, and it's official: they have run out of ideas to make new movies.
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:20 PM   #4
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Default Re: I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

I've been scared to have sex my entire life so no biggie.
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Default Re: I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

This exact thing happened to me when I first watched the little mermaid.
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it was based on a true story

it can happen
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Default Re: I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

I'm guessing someone lost their genitalia? Sounds awful. Anyone want to give details? No problem if you don't.
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Default Re: I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

Horrifying stuff.
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Lol, I checked out the trailer on youtube and literally fell off my chair.
What a complete brainfart made this movie.
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Default Re: I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

Looking back now I guess it was pretty funny . I'd love to have been in the room for when the guy whose idea this was pitched the movie to whoever gave it the green light.
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Default Re: I just watched the film "teeth" and now i'm scared to have sex

I remember the film Hard Candy making me feel all queasy, when the girl was castrating the guy.
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