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Old 08-01-2007, 02:50 PM   #406
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Jamie and Eric are no more.


I just knew this was coming. It's a sad day but i think it's for the best!


It's interesting that they are going to split after the US Open. What happens if they end up winning and all but guarantee an end of season bash at the masters cup?
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They'd probably play the TMC and that's it

Would be too much of a Disney movie if they do end up winning the USO though.
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They'd probably play the TMC and that's it

Would be too much of a Disney movie if they do end up winning the USO though.
The movie opens up with Jamie/Eric storming to victory in the mens dubs...hugging and making up on court and promising never to argue about whose serve looks most like Mcenroe's ever again [the reason they originally fell out..]. Then Jamie teams up with Jelena in the mixed...they obviously get to the final and win...thats when Jamie pops the big question... And they all live happily ever after [Eric hooks up with Petrova... ]. The closing titles are accompanied by 'Osmonds - Double lovin'.

Im throwing up already...
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:39 AM   #410
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The movie opens up with Jamie/Eric storming to victory in the mens dubs...hugging and making up on court and promising never to argue about whose serve looks most like Mcenroe's ever again [the reason they originally fell out..]. Then Jamie teams up with Jelena in the mixed...they obviously get to the final and win...thats when Jamie pops the big question... And they all live happily ever after [Eric hooks up with Petrova... ]. The closing titles are accompanied by 'Osmonds - Double lovin'.

Im throwing up already...
You can't open with that scene - haven't you watched any Mighty Ducks? - that should be the finale!

Okay okay how's this:

Jamie and Eric are two rookie doubles wunderkinds tipped for great things. However, cracks appear in their relationship after Jelena appears on the scene, teaming up with Jamie to win Wimbledon and sparking his hunger for greater success.

Jamie, sporting gelled hair and Armani tux:
"You've gotta understand.. I'm moving on to bigger things!"
Eric, incredulously:
"Bigger things? Jamie, it's a game... Games should be fun, remember?"

They try to make it work for 'one last tournament' at the USO, but Eric is getting constantly frustrated with Jamie being more interested in living the high life (with Jelena) than practising. The troubled duo, due to a combination of luck, cheesey Hollywood direction and bathroom breaks, scattered seeded teams to reach the final of their swansong tournament.

Waiting for them are their arch-rivals from junior days - the nasty [insert name here] twins from [insert country here]. Well, they are still rivals with Eric, but after hanging out with Jelena Jamie is beginning to think that the twins are pretty cool... and he thinks that Eric is overreacting.

The night before the final (I'm not writing slash, I swear) the anonymous twins tried to hit Eric with a car. Jamie saw the incident, and in a melodramatic encounter.. they discovered that Jelena is actually dating one of the twins and was actually fooling around with Jamie to distract him and destroy the dream union that is Booty and Stretch...

And in a final fit for the archives of Walt Disney Pictures' all time classics, Booty and Stretch are friends again and triple-bagelled the twins 6-3 6-3 6-3.

I still can't decide whether to have them stay together or split up anyway for the ending
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You can't open with that scene - haven't you watched any Mighty Ducks? - that should be the finale!

Okay okay how's this:

Jamie and Eric are two rookie doubles wunderkinds tipped for great things. However, cracks appear in their relationship after Jelena appears on the scene, teaming up with Jamie to win Wimbledon and sparking his hunger for greater success.

Jamie, sporting gelled hair and Armani tux:
"You've gotta understand.. I'm moving on to bigger things!"
Eric, incredulously:
"Bigger things? Jamie, it's a game... Games should be fun, remember?"

They try to make it work for 'one last tournament' at the USO, but Eric is getting constantly frustrated with Jamie being more interested in living the high life (with Jelena) than practising. The troubled duo, due to a combination of luck, cheesey Hollywood direction and bathroom breaks, scattered seeded teams to reach the final of their swansong tournament.

Waiting for them are their arch-rivals from junior days - the nasty [insert name here] twins from [insert country here]. Well, they are still rivals with Eric, but after hanging out with Jelena Jamie is beginning to think that the twins are pretty cool... and he thinks that Eric is overreacting.

The night before the final (I'm not writing slash, I swear) the anonymous twins tried to hit Eric with a car. Jamie saw the incident, and in a melodramatic encounter.. they discovered that Jelena is actually dating one of the twins and was actually fooling around with Jamie to distract him and destroy the dream union that is Booty and Stretch...

And in a final fit for the archives of Walt Disney Pictures' all time classics, Booty and Stretch are friends again and triple-bagelled the twins 6-3 6-3 6-3.

I still can't decide whether to have them stay together or split up anyway for the ending


You are most definitely the next next next Quentin Tarantino...

The ending is undoubtedly crucial and I honestly do believe that... one of them [possibly Eric?] has to die...

Jamie looking repent-full and besieged with emotions stares into Erics swollen eyes...
"This...This ain't over by a long way... ... partner..."
Eric's hit by a bus. Jamie teams up with Knowles [who's on, possibly driving, the bus..].
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:13 AM   #412
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You are most definitely the next next next Quentin Tarantino...

The ending is undoubtedly crucial and I honestly do believe that... one of them [possibly Eric?] has to die...

Jamie looking repent-full and besieged with emotions stares into Erics swollen eyes...
"This...This ain't over by a long way... ... partner..."
Eric's hit by a bus. Jamie teams up with Knowles [who's on, possibly driving, the bus..].
End Scene.
Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"

Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.

Music played, and people sang
Just for me, the church bells rang.

Now he's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie.

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down...

Fade to black.. cue Booty & Stretch Vol 2.





Wait, your ending just reminded me of Brokeback Mountain
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Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"

Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.

Music played, and people sang
Just for me, the church bells rang.

Now he's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie.

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down...

Fade to black.. cue Booty & Stretch Vol 2.





Wait, your ending just reminded me of Brokeback Mountain
Really? I've actually never seen it...! So..one of the main characters gets run down by a bus in NY?

We have created a masterpiece. Though maybe we need to write our own fade out music... [I'll work on it... ]
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:23 AM   #414
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Really? I've actually never seen it...! So..one of the main characters gets run down by a bus in NY?

We have created a masterpiece. Though maybe we need to write our own fade out music... [I'll work on it... ]
No, I think he died when a car tyre he was changing exploded but who cares about details?

Vamos Hollywood, here we come!!!
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No, I think he died when a car tyre he was changing exploded but who cares about details?

Vamos Hollywood, here we come!!!
Va-Moose!!

Well I certainly don't... [though I still don't see the likeness.. ]

Oh..one more important matter to address.. The films' name...?

'Trick'Shot... ?

That's all I could come up with...
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Or had you already decided on calling the film 'Booty & Stretch'...?
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That'd be so cliched though..


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Va-Moose!!

Well I certainly don't... [though I still don't see the likeness.. ]
Well, the final scene of BBM was Heath Ledger sobbing over Jake Gyllenhaal's blood-stained shirt..

Aren't we just the coolest people ever invented!

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That'd be so cliched though..
Well, the final scene of BBM was Heath Ledger sobbing over Jake Gyllenhaal's blood-stained shirt..

Aren't we just the coolest people ever invented!
Quite possibly yes...

Anyhoooow...

I better scadaddle... time to ply my trade... im working from 12.30

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Quite possibly yes...

Anyhoooow...

I better scadaddle... time to ply my trade... im working from 12.30

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That's awfully hardworking of you

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