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Old 09-20-2006, 02:40 AM   #1
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Default THIS JUST IN - Doping allegations in the Arse Clown Champs

ArseClown Champs - That Two of This Years Favs Under Scrutiny
September 20, 2006 - 12:39PM - REUTERS

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=86567


There is reason to believe, that two of this year's most high profile entrants, have been making performance enhancing posts in order to prolong their activity in this year's competition.

Late yesterday afternoon, one of the members from the Croatard Club was seen making a bold attempt to engage in cyber-sexual activity with a prominent Canadian entrant, while also talking out of his arse telling officials that the rules are unfair and that the scoring system ought to be changed. The only plausible explanation behind all of this, is a missing chromosome of some sort...


The other poster to come under fire, is the Greek God himself, and #1 seed. He was seen making "masking" posts - these are commonly used to cover up a severe lack of self esteem, and general human contact.

The following deluded posts indicate that the Greek guru has been a user and abuser for so long, that he has lost all awareness and sense of reality.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/show...13&postcount=7
http://www.menstennisforums.com/show...ostcount=22032


An official enquiry is now underway.

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Old 09-20-2006, 02:47 AM   #2
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your scoring format sucks and you know it.
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:48 AM   #3
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your scoring format sucks and you know it.
it's over son.

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it's over son.

you're still an idiot.
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we need to test all the Argies, you never know with them
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we need to test all the Argies, you never know with them
Argies and KarolBeckFan ON THE JUICE!
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Argies and KarolBeckFan ON THE JUICE!
thats not the only juice KarolBeckFan is taking
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thats not the only juice KarolBeckFan is taking
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I thought being a dope was a condition of entry. So, what's the big deal? Pure tabloid journalism this is.
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your scoring format sucks and you know it.
I agree. It's fucking pathetic. With GWH at the helm, it doesn't surprise me that the scoring system sucks. Mostly everything sucks.
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This is just in from the ATP press center:

"We are all shocked about the allegations of doping in the prestigious Arse Clown of 2006 event. The ATP board unanimously decided to appoint Jogy as the supreme inquisitor with the madate to investigate, uncover and punish all violators. Jogy is well known for his unbending insistence on eradicating the use of performance enhancement substances from the sport. Rumors that he suggested the burning on the stake of past violators are unsubstanciated. The truth will shine"
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I agree. It's fucking pathetic. With GWH at the helm, it doesn't surprise me that the scoring system sucks. Mostly everything sucks.
Not as much as your mother down at the Albury Tavern.

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