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Old 07-01-2008, 12:25 PM   #781
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If John Newcombe is allowed to commentate Lleyton Hewitt matches then I should be allowed to commentate Tommy Haas matches, its only fair.
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:16 PM   #782
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What the hell is wrong with Greg? So the first thing a Spanish will cook is Tacos??? I hate Stereotypes.
Come on people, greg said tapas.
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:18 PM   #783
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Tapas would make more sense

I can just see Rafa there over the counter, pickling mushrooms
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Old 07-02-2008, 10:11 AM   #786
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I was watching a DVD last from the Viña del Mar 2006 final between Acasuso and Massu.

It was Barry McKay and some other cat.

"Massu has an excellent slice backhand", then there was "Acasuso is a great competitor". I didn't know Acasuso and Ancic sounded the same.
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Did you know there is a new Court 2 in construction that is not ready for play yet?
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Old 07-02-2008, 12:24 PM   #788
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Another one from Newc, which proves that he just loves the sound of his own voice, being that a lot of the things he says have no real consequence or point:

And that's the first set to Safin, and everyone's happy about that. Well, except Seppi, Seppi's camp and Seppi fans
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Old 07-02-2008, 12:38 PM   #789
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Bud Collins just said, it would be great for the game, country, fans, and Wimbledon if Murray knocked off Nadal. (paraphrasing) Nothing against Murray, but how would that be better for tennis than the clash most are waiting for between Fed & Nadal..

I'd buy better for the country and Murray fans, but better for tennis ?? OK, so it was Bud Collins, nuff said...
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According to Fred Stolle, we have been "looking forward to the Federer-Ancic match because Ancic is a tall fellow."

Freddie has a fetish for tall guys it seems...
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Bud Collins just said, it would be great for the game, country, fans, and Wimbledon if Murray knocked off Nadal. (paraphrasing) Nothing against Murray, but how would that be better for tennis than the clash most are waiting for between Fed & Nadal..

I'd buy better for the country and Murray fans, but better for tennis ?? OK, so it was Bud Collins, nuff said...
Bud is maybe a Fedtard who is afraid of Nadal
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Gah.

How many gazillion times do the Beeb have to remind us that Ancic was the last man to beat Federer on grass?
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Carillo, McEnroe, and Robinson were great for the Federer match today. Absolutely great. You Carillo haters are insane.
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As we know Lopez is a lefty
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as we know Lopez is a lefty
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as we know Lopez is a lefty
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as we know Lopez is a lefty
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as we know Lopez is a lefty
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left-handed Lopez wins a point
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that left-handed forehand just not working

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The Finnish commentators pretty much all suck but the one commenting on late Wimbledon matches just threw a nice one:
After Nadal hits a forehand dropshot: "That dropshot is a new shot in Rafa's repertoire, and he's been practicing it specifically for grass courts"
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Umm he grew on effing clay courts!
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