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Old 07-03-2009, 03:55 PM   #1591
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Andrew Castle: "Judy's making a fist"
John Lloyd: "yeah, she's saying 'if you miss another, I'll bop you one'"

funny. cos it's true.
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Old 07-03-2009, 04:20 PM   #1592
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John Lloyd: "This is the best I've ever seen Roddick hit his groundstrokes"
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John Lloyd: "This is the best I've ever seen Roddick hit his groundstrokes"
Anyone who's beating Murray is obviously having his best match according to British commentators...
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Old 07-03-2009, 05:14 PM   #1594
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Yes, it's ridiculous.
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Old 07-03-2009, 06:34 PM   #1595
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Sam Smith: "I've always thought that he looks like a Greek God" (re: mark knowles)

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Commentator #2: I'm trying to work out which particular God you're referring to
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Old 07-03-2009, 06:49 PM   #1596
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Roddick misses a serve that hits the centre linesman.

Andrew Castle: "Serves you right for calling it out."
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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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haha this thread is pure gold.
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I love it too.
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Keep them coming everyone...I'm literally laughing out loud at my computer as I read these...They're priceless!
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I still remember Koenig earlier this year when doing a Roddick match. I thought of it today watching the match.

Roddick hits a FH winner, and Koenig, yells, "that's just RODDiculous" !!
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yeah Koenig loves that. He yells "GONZASTIC!" after every single Gonzalez forehand.
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castle has been a lot less offensive this year. some his comments actually left the impression that....well, woah this may sound crazy....the impression that he's actually watched a bit of tennis between last year's final and now.
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castle has been a lot less offensive this year. some his comments actually left the impression that....well, woah this may sound crazy....the impression that he's actually watched a bit of tennis between last year's final and now.
so you're going to take that badrep back?
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Hewitt: (misses in 5th set return after getting a racquet on it) F***!!

(pause)

Petchey: 'ermm... just an apology there for the language for our viewers at home.'

(longer pause)

Cash: 'what language...? ... ... he's australian...'


I can't remember the match, but it was at Wimbledon and I think it was Boris Becker and John McEnroe (?) and one of the players missed a shot and was like 'Darn it!'

And Boris Becker is like: 'Huh?'
and the other commentator (Jmac?) goes like: 'Oh, it's a knitting term...'
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