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Old 06-29-2009, 07:04 PM   #1576
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I can't stop laughing at Boris Becker because it sounds like Bruno is commentating
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:09 PM   #1577
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Rusedski: That was a bad backhand, almost like the one I used to hit
John Lloyd: It wasn't that bad.............
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:27 PM   #1578
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I don't know if this has been mentioned but whoever is doing the espn commentary on murrays match right now keeps messing up the score.
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Chris Bailey on BBC is a joy

Tim Henman is a disgrace.
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McEnroe: Switzerland isn't a tennis powerhouse.

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Old 06-30-2009, 12:36 AM   #1581
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I don't know if this has been mentioned but whoever is doing the espn commentary on murrays match right now keeps messing up the score.
lol Dick Enberg is so bad
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:43 AM   #1582
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I miss great commentary. We have Gilbert, Fowler, and the other 5 dwarfs...
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Old 07-01-2009, 07:15 PM   #1583
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one of the austrlain commentators after the hewitt roddick match
"these two players threw everything but the kitchen sick at each other, and i think the kitchen sink was in thrown a few times"

they come up with some rippers
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I know it's not men's tennis. But a BBC commentator during the Venus Williams/Agnieska Radwanska match noted that Radwanska was small and therefore like a "little sparrow". He then spent the next point talking about Edith Piaf.
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:32 PM   #1585
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Also not men's tennis but:

Cliff Drysdale: "There's no one in tennis, men's or women's, that handles the pressure better than Serena Williams"
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:57 PM   #1586
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What would it take to shut Tracy Austin up? She talks effing non-stop. I stopped watching the Wimbledon highlights because she was one of the pundits.
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Old 07-02-2009, 05:50 PM   #1587
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Hewitt: (misses in 5th set return after getting a racquet on it) F***!!

(pause)

Petchey: 'ermm... just an apology there for the language for our viewers at home.'

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Cash: 'what language...? ... ... he's australian...'
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I absolutely hate Mark "Cliched cheeseball" Petchey.
Complete idiot.
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John Newcombe as Captain Obvious during Murray v Roddick
Close-up of murray screaming:
John: Braveheart..... The movie

and then the stat box comes on screen
John: Well, thats a stat.
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McEnroe commented...'He'd never been up the royal box'....
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