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06-24-2006, 12:54 PM
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Desperate Old Men Part 2
My Mathematics teacher is strange.
I like that guy but he's acting like the guy from the pub these days. He's trying to talk to me after each lesson. Somehow he acts like being disappointed about me not being there next year. Maybe he wants to get closer to my mother through talking to me but he should have asked already.
Yesterday:
I'm walking out of the classroom, go outside and he comes up to me saying:
'Oh, it smells really bad here. Can you smell that?'
Me: yeah.. hm
He: That's probably from the lake over there.
Me: There's a lake? Where?
He: Come on let me show you.
Me: Oh THAT LAKE! I know what you mean. I need some food now.
Well of course I didn't know what the fuck he's on about and I could swear there was no lake.
Old men are killing me.
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06-24-2006, 12:57 PM
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Re: Desperate Old Men Part 2
As you said maybe there is no lake after all, maybe the old man has lost it!  |
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06-24-2006, 01:01 PM
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Re: Desperate Old Men Part 2
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Originally Posted by Washa Koroleva
My Mathematics teacher is strange.
I like that guy but he's acting like the guy from the pub these days. He's trying to talk to me after each lesson. Somehow he acts like being disappointed about me not being there next year. Maybe he wants to get closer to my mother through talking to me but he should have asked already.
Yesterday:
I'm walking out of the classroom, go outside and he comes up to me saying:
'Oh, it smells really bad here. Can you smell that?'
Me: yeah.. hm
He: That's probably from the lake over there.
Me: There's a lake? Where?
He: Come on let me show you.
Me: Oh THAT LAKE! I know what you mean. I need some food now.
Well of course I didn't know what the fuck he's on about and I could swear there was no lake.
Old men are killing me.
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I think he wants to get closer to you. Or to the lake of yours, rather.
You are right it is scary. |
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06-24-2006, 01:23 PM
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Re: Desperate Old Men Part 2
He's a naughty man. My Ethics teacher slept with him while he was married. Now he has about three girlfriends. Of course his wife left him after the Ethics teacher story.
How can someone like that teach Ethics? To surprise that woman I came up with exactly that example when we were talking about adultery (if that's the right word for it).
She couldn't have an idea if I meant her with it or not and she still sent me to detention. Kinda wrong, huh?
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"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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06-24-2006, 02:09 PM
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Re: Desperate Old Men Part 2
Dont you have prostitutes in your town?
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06-24-2006, 02:10 PM
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Re: Desperate Old Men Part 2
Perhaps you have to pay for them.
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06-25-2006, 08:04 AM
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06-25-2006, 11:51 AM
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Re: Desperate Old Men Part 2
What a hard task for the german teachers, at least in england schoolgirls are underage and off limits! But in germany, many are 18/19 from what I have been told  |
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06-25-2006, 12:07 PM
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Dont you have prostitutes in your town?
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They do, they do. Not that he's a poor man.
He probably likes young things.
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06-25-2006, 12:14 PM
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Re: Desperate Old Men Part 2
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Originally Posted by Washa Koroleva
He's a naughty man. My Ethics teacher slept with him while he was married. Now he has about three girlfriends. Of course his wife left him after the Ethics teacher story.
How can someone like that teach Ethics? To surprise that woman I came up with exactly that example when we were talking about adultery (if that's the right word for it).
She couldn't have an idea if I meant her with it or not and she still sent me to detention. Kinda wrong, huh?
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 she can't give you detention for that. what a bitch
and avoid the maths teacher  he seems... strange |
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06-25-2006, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by guille&tati4life
she can't give you detention for that. what a bitch
and avoid the maths teacher he seems... strange |
 She felt attacked. 
She's such a fat bitch.
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06-25-2006, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Washa Koroleva
She felt attacked.
She's such a fat bitch. |
But you were making a good point 
tell her that she's a fat bitch and you will have a lot more detentions |
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06-25-2006, 12:20 PM
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But you were making a good point
tell her that she's a fat bitch and you will have a lot more detentions |
Not that I wan't them.
But it honestly was a perfect point and she just couldn't stay calm.
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06-25-2006, 12:26 PM
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Re: Desperate Old Men Part 2
Tell her from me that she's a stupid bitch you can't get into trouble for passing on a message, right?
not liking your avatar  |
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06-25-2006, 12:44 PM
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Re: Desperate Old Men Part 2
desperate old men turn me on. Picked up one last night at the bar, he was probably about 70 
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