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Old 06-18-2006, 06:18 AM   #106
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If it was inaccurate (and it wasn't...but that's not what's being discussed here anyway), it would make more sense to refute the remarks rather than trying to insult me and still manage to do a poor job of that too. Either way, she wanted evidence and she got it.

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Old 06-18-2006, 06:35 AM   #107
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Once a player defeats Federer, the bandwagon increases quicker than the birth rate with African nations.
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Old 06-18-2006, 06:37 AM   #108
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I can only imagine the popularity Oscar Hernandez will get once he beats Federer in Wimbledon this year.
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Old 06-18-2006, 06:39 AM   #109
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I can only imagine the popularity Oscar Hernandez will get once he beats Federer in Wimbledon this year.
Oscar is resting up this year and is watching Spain in the World Cup and as the Bye said in his blog that he will be getting ready to peak for the 2007 champs.
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Old 06-18-2006, 06:42 AM   #110
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I can't wait.
Luckily there is no world cup next year
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Old 06-18-2006, 08:41 AM   #111
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I can't wait.
Luckily there is no world cup next year
When he wins the celebrations will be huge.

Another rule, players are cheats when they use timeouts against a fave and disgraceful, but when they do it, it's called good tactics.
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the bigger the 'i'm leaving' announcement is, the less likely that a user will actually leave mtf. People who do leave here never give notice, they just disappear.
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Everyone on GM is a tard, the real fans are in the player forums
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We need to quantify these laws a bit, so i will give it a shot:

The number of supporters of a given player increases proportionally with the players' rate of success but the number of haters increases exponentially with the player's rate of success.
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We need to quantify these laws a bit, so i will give it a shot:

The number of supporters of a given player increases proportionally with the players' rate of success but the number of haters increases exponentially with the player's rate of success.
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:08 PM   #117
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The only players with talent are Santoro, Safin, and maybe Federer. Everyone else is a hack. (Law of Nadal)
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Everytime ESPN shows tennis for a tournament, a thread is created to revel in how pathetic the broadcasts are because MTF's constituents have a tough time in being grateful for what they get. AD's law.
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Everytime ESPN shows tennis for a tournament, a thread is created to revel in how pathetic the broadcasts are because MTF's constituents have a tough time in being grateful for what they get. AD's law.
You know thats law 10, right?

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the bigger the 'i'm leaving' announcement is, the less likely that a user will actually leave mtf. People who do leave here never give notice, they just disappear.
This is true. I still think of Conan the Librarian from time to time.
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