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Old 06-14-2006, 04:19 PM   #91
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hmmm, ok. Chloe and AD, fighting in the Law thread

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Do you have something about 'Tennis experts like Bodo, Pat McEnroe etc. are not allowed to speak up with their own opinions, as these should be replaced by the general MTF's opinion'.
As GWH said, Bozo the clown, isnt an expert, hes bozo the clown, but I'll adjust Law 14 with a clause for idiot tennis figure heads.

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Anyone supporting a tennis player should be assumed to have some kind of sexual infatuation with said player, even if they don't recognize it themselves.

(Joe's law)
That is quite true here, good law
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:01 PM   #92
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26- Marat Safin's fans are shallow.
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:15 PM   #93
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A player is well liked until he beats Federer then it's " [Name of a Player] is no where as good as Fed," "Fed is going to kick [name of player]'s ass," "[Name of player]'s wins was a fluke."
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Old 06-15-2006, 01:31 AM   #94
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Pat McEnroe, the 2-faced beneficiary of his brother's success,
is an expert of cheating in a Davis Cup match. The arse wimp enjoys eating Federer crap.
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Old 06-16-2006, 01:01 AM   #95
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Not really a law but... is it
International Polling month at MTF? :retard: need only apply? I mean, at the rate we're going, we'll have polls for:
-every match
-every possible match in the future
-every poll that has already been done
-some more regarding Xristos career as a tennis player
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- If a former top player suffers a big fall on the rankings, his fans will say that he will have an Agassi-like comeback.
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Old 06-16-2006, 02:57 AM   #97
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you missed:

occasionally, someone will post a message or pic completely off topic.

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26. When Fed beats Rafa on clay, a black hole will open up on the MTF sucking all intelligent matter into it and announcing the beginning of the end of all life as we know it.
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Old 06-16-2006, 07:29 AM   #99
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26. When Fed beats Rafa on clay, a black hole will open up on the MTF sucking all intelligent matter into it and announcing the beginning of the end of all life as we know it.
But tripb19...where can we find this intelligent matter? PS. That will be an exciting/interesting day
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Kristen, I made a poll just for you.
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I demand examples.
If the one I pointed out in Celia's thread wasn't enough, you could go back to those threads I created last year about women and their inability to drive. If I recall correctly, you opted to inquire about my personal sex life and assume I couldn't get laid in a sad attempt to degrade me, hardly touching any of the points I had brought up. I'd look for the links, but it shouldn't be too difficult for you to get on your own.
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If the one I pointed out in Celia's thread wasn't enough, you could go back to those threads I created last year about women and their inability to drive. If I recall correctly, you opted to inquire about my personal sex life and assume I couldn't get laid in a sad attempt to degrade me, hardly touching any of the points I had brought up. I'd look for the links, but it shouldn't be too difficult for you to get on your own.
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Blaze-2004, could you extend law 9 with "everyone hates RET" and law 13 with "Whole ATP tour=Donald Young killa"?
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Old 06-17-2006, 11:15 PM   #104
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Blaze-2004, could you extend law 9 with "everyone hates RET" and law 13 with "Whole ATP tour=Donald Young killa"?
will do

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26. When Fed beats Rafa on clay, a black hole will open up on the MTF sucking all intelligent matter into it and announcing the beginning of the end of all life as we know it.
first of all, that wont happen ever , and 2, there is no intelligent matter on MTF

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you missed:

occasionally, someone will post a message or pic completely off topic.

random stupidity clause of Law 23

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- If a former top player suffers a big fall on the rankings, his fans will say that he will have an Agassi-like comeback.
I need to add a law about the -tards...

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Pat McEnroe, the 2-faced beneficiary of his brother's success,
is an expert of cheating in a Davis Cup match. The arse wimp enjoys eating Federer crap.
I'll add a clause to the joke coverage of USA about that

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A player is well liked until he beats Federer then it's " [Name of a Player] is no where as good as Fed," "Fed is going to kick [name of player]'s ass," "[Name of player]'s wins was a fluke."
-tard lae NEEDS to be added

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26- Marat Safin's fans are shallow.
-tard LAW!!!
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-tard law added, No. 26
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