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Old 06-07-2006, 06:11 PM   #61
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How about this one:

Any player that beats Roddick is decent at tennis. Anbody that looses to him is a joke.
Law 18 again
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If player X's fan posts something that you disagree with, immediately assume all player X's fans think exactly the same way.

One Nalbandian fan says they don't like Davydenko? ALL Nalbandian fans hate Davydenko.

One Nadal fan says they hope Roger loses before RG final? ALL Nadal fans are bitter Roger-haters afraid their favourite will lose.

One Federer fan says they hope Rafa loses before RG final? ALL Federer fans are bitter Rafa-haters afraid their favourite will lose.

Some unidentified fan says something bad about a player you like? EVERYONE on MTF hates that player, except you because you are a special and unique flower who is the only objective person on MTF.
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Also > Your signature must contain either a quirky tid bit of wisdom ...
Hey! MTF needs all the wisdom it can get. - kajonie 07/06/06
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If player X's fan posts something that you disagree with, immediately assume all player X's fans think exactly the same way.

One Nalbandian fan says they don't like Davydenko? ALL Nalbandian fans hate Davydenko.

One Nadal fan says they hope Roger loses before RG final? ALL Nadal fans are bitter Roger-haters afraid their favourite will lose.

One Federer fan says they hope Rafa loses before RG final? ALL Federer fans are bitter Rafa-haters afraid their favourite will lose.

Some unidentified fan says something bad about a player you like? EVERYONE on MTF hates that player, except you because you are a special and unique flower who is the only objective person on MTF.
Law 18 edited:

Double standards and stereotypes are a must. All Rafa fans hate Fed fans, and vice versa
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> Always take the time to make random assumptions about people's nationality, age, gender, sexuality and of course political affiliations.
Don't forget weight! If you are a male poster and disagree with a female poster, be sure to call her fat - it will make your arguement seem much more valid.
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20. MTF is a perpetual cyclone of the exact same ideas and thoughts and can be discussed ad nauseum and yet no one gets bored or leaves[/b]
I think this one should be edited to include something about posters who get banned.

Also, how about:

21. Infamous posters change their usernames as often as possible like celebrities in the real world.

22. Tennis is rigged. It's even more fake than professional wrestling. (GeorgeWHitler's law).
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LAW 23
If there is any doubt about the veracity of a tennis tidbit, GWH is the final arbiter, NYCtennisfan will check that it is statistically valid, MisterQ will analyze the tennis content, Merton will report what the sports betting markets think of it and Sjengster will detect some irony in it.

(GWH, NYC-t, Mr.Q, Bobby Merton & Sjeng : I mean it all in good humour)
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LAW 23
If there is any doubt about the veracity of a tennis tidbit, GWH is the final arbiter, NYCtennisfan will check that it is statistically valid, MisterQ will analyze the tennis content, Merton will report what the sports betting markets think of it and Sjengster will detect some irony in it.

(GWH, NYC-t, Mr.Q, Bobby Merton & Sjeng : I mean it all in good humour)

Sjengster's kinda like a Geiger counter that way.
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Old 06-08-2006, 01:08 AM   #69
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LAW 23
If there is any doubt about the veracity of a tennis tidbit, GWH is the final arbiter, NYCtennisfan will check that it is statistically valid, MisterQ will analyze the tennis content, Merton will report what the sports betting markets think of it and Sjengster will detect some irony in it.

(GWH, NYC-t, Mr.Q, Bobby Merton & Sjeng : I mean it all in good humour)
hmm, you should check that its cool with the above posters, and it might be a law.

also, 21 and 22 will be added, with edits of course
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25. Therefore MTF is your classic dysfunctional family.
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Rational debate is an oxymoron.
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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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Ze first Law:

GrosjeantheGreat should be rezpected and revered above all mankind
at all timez. A failure to recognise ze Great one, shall rezult in one, or all,
of ze following punishmentz, implemented and carried out by ze Great
onez foot soldierz, ze Grosjeanitez:

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2. Having ze testicles trapped in ze vice.
3. Hanging...by ze testiclez.
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6. A date with Radek Stepanek.

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Just when you think the threads that get started on here can't get more inane, they do.

I don't know if that's a law yet, but it's an conclusion based on empirical observation lately.
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Just when you think the threads that get started on here can't get more inane, they do.

I don't know if that's a law yet, but it's an conclusion based on empirical observation lately.
I believe it falls under Law 1: Making sense is optional, and/or Law 15 that everything gets blown out of proportion
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16 - bullshit. I own Jerry
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