[MariaV]

Originally Posted by Blaze-2004

13. Safin= Top 10 killa, Fed= Whole ATP killa, Rafa= Fedkilla, = Rafa killa

[*Ljubica*]

Funny thread

[dkw]

#7 X player is on the juice but he won't get caught because he's from a first world nation and his country's tennis federation is so powerful it will protect him

[Purple Rainbow]

Originally Posted by Blaze-2004

12. Just because a thread begins as “A” topic, doesn’t mean it cant translate to “B”, “C”, and “D” topic

I am so excited about the Federer-Nalbandian matchup! I so hope Roger is going to win!

[Ales_Alessandra]

[lilfairyprincess]

love this thread!!!

[dkw]

Also > Your signature must contain either a quirky tid bit of wisdom or a laundry list of the players you support. Of course 10,000 smilies are firmly required.

Oh I almost forgot > Make a point of telling people precisely where to post their threads even though you yourself never give the slightest considerations to this tiny detail

[dkw]

I love this thread

> Always take the time to make random assumptions about people's nationality, age, gender, sexuality and of course political affiliations.

[Johnny Groove]

Originally Posted by dkw

I love this thread

> Always take the time to make random assumptions about people's nationality, age, gender, sexuality and of course political affiliations.

that fall under #14

btw, first post edited

[tangerine_dream]

Originally Posted by Blaze-2004

After looking through MTF since the beginning of the year, i've noticed some trends. Feel free to criticize, flame, and degrade the theories

1. Making sense is optional

2. The probably of a thread on MTF becoming about Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal or both approaches 1 with respect to time (Mandoura’s Law)

3. The facts (usually) win (Deb’s Law)

4. Injuries are always faked, especially if the sufferer is Roddick or Hewitt

5. Supporting PHM can be detrimental to your health (Julie's Law)

6. Everyone loves Safin. There are 2 groups of people, Rafa fans and Fed fans, and they don’t like each other too much. And everyone hates (or, at least dislikes) Roddick (Jenanun's Law)

7. (Insert noun here) is on the juice

8. Choke=Lose

9. Everyone loves BYE

10. ESPN’s tennis coverage is a joke

11. You do not talk about the WTA in a positive light

12. Just because a thread begins as “A” topic, doesn’t mean it cant translate to “B”, “C”, and “D” topic

13. Safin= Top 10 killa, Fed= Whole ATP killa, Rafa= Fedkilla, = Rafa killa

14. If you make a post, expect to be criticized, flamed, and degraded by someone else by use of personal insults

15. The stupidest thread can evolve into the biggest heap of crap there is. i.e. “Me”

16. Jerry Seinfeld and Chloe never lose an argument (Jerry's Law)

17. Butchering of the English language is mandatory

18. Double standards are a must. If Marat does something, it's 'just Marat.' If Roddick does the same exact thing, it's because he's the biggest baby-eating monster on the face of the planet.

19. Your signature must contain either a quirky tid bit of wisdom or a laundry list of the players you support. Of course 10,000 smilies are firmly required, as is a cheap shot to one or more posters.

20. Make a point of telling people precisely where to post their threads even though you yourself never give the slightest considerations to this tiny detail

Btw, if you want a law to be (X poster's Law), it must be an original comment, not just common knowledge.

21. European/South American crowd jeering and booing = patriotism at its best
One lone American yelling "out" = nationalistic jingoism at its worst

[Chloe le Bopper]

Originally Posted by tangerine_dream

21. European/South American crowd jeering and booing = patriotism at its best
One lone American yelling "out" = nationalistic jingoism at its worst

And when the French do it they're just being rude

[Johnny Groove]

Originally Posted by tangerine_dream

21. European/South American crowd jeering and booing = patriotism at its best
One lone American yelling "out" = nationalistic jingoism at its worst

I believe that falls under the umbrella of Law 18 of double standards

[Blazed]

Originally Posted by Blaze-2004

19. Your signature must contain either a quirky tid bit of wisdom or a laundry list of the players you support. Of course 10,000 smilies are firmly required, as is a cheap shot to one or more posters.

I love this one.

[marifline]

Originally Posted by Chloe le Bopper

And when the French do it they're just being rude

There's no problem, because, we french are so proud of being rude...

[Dusk Soldier]

How about this one:

Any player that beats Roddick is decent at tennis. Anbody that looses to him is a joke.