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Old 07-20-2011, 05:21 PM   #436
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Old 07-20-2011, 05:48 PM   #437
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Yes, AJ, you are right.

And Bonnie, your latest law suggestion falls under the double standards law 18
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You should add : American Tennis is dead, and everybody on MTF, except americans, know that american players will never win MS again, let alone GS before a good 5 to 10 years.
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I love rule 49.
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Old 07-21-2011, 11:54 AM   #440
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I would add this, except I myself will prove it wrong.
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You are either a bandwagoner, a tard, a mug or a hater.
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The exo is a great indicator to see who's in good shape, especially the legendary Abu Dhabi tournament, and wins from your favourite player over his biggest rivals will be celebrated more than a win in a real tournament ('it's only a 250/500/masters nobody cares about')
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The exo is a great indicator to see who's in good shape, especially the legendary Abu Dhabi tournament, and wins from your favourite player over his biggest rivals will be celebrated more than a win in a real tournament ('it's only a 250/500/masters nobody cares about')
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I think this was a beautiful and horrifyingly accurate list that covers practically every theme of this tennis forum.....
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67. If a thread contains "serious discussion" in his title then fly you fools because its a troll thread.
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36. The penultimate proof of success for a player is NOT winning a major, reaching top 10 or getting past the RR stage of Las Vegas. Instead, it is when in GM someone creates a thread dedicated to celebrate said player's losses, and in which the player gets a nick that is either the name of an animal, a food product, or both. (oz_boz's law)
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A common mistake though not usually made by a person claiming to be a professor.
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