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Old 06-07-2006, 03:04 AM   #31
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I beg to differ with #16 as Jerry has lost to me in an argument. The rest is hilarious.
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I beg to differ with #16 as Jerry has lost to me in an argument. The rest is hilarious.
I'll second that because he lost one to me too
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:34 AM   #33
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Yeah, #16 is definitely fallible (even Chloe lost an argument once. once.).

The Me thread is a classic trainwreck, but like the TV show '24', if you weren't there at the beginning, you may not be able to catch up.

Good thread. One more:

Double standards are in full effect. If Marat does something, it's 'just Marat.' If Roddick does the same exact thing, it's because he's the biggest baby-eating monster on the face of the planet.
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:38 AM   #34
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also # 16. Jerry Seinfeld and Chloe never lose an argument
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:42 AM   #35
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Ze first Law:

GrosjeantheGreat should be rezpected and revered above all mankind
at all timez. A failure to recognise ze Great one, shall rezult in one, or all,
of ze following punishmentz, implemented and carried out by ze Great
onez foot soldierz, ze Grosjeanitez:

(Starting with ze less excruciatingly painful and tortuouz.)
1. Water torture.
2. Having ze testicles trapped in ze vice.
3. Hanging...by ze testiclez.
4. Having to watch a match between ze Williamz sisterz.
5. Having to watch ze "Best of Ivo Karlovic" dvd.
6. A date with Radek Stepanek.

Let Hingis' fate be a lezzon to thou all.

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Yeah, #16 is definitely fallible (even Chloe lost an argument once. once.).
If most people haven't been here long enough to remember it, or most people simply didn't see - did it really happen? I think not.
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1. THOU SHALT NOT KILL GOOD THREADS WITH POINTLESS NADAL VS FED DISCUSSION
But everyone knows that the ATP is only made up of two players, duh! And besides, everyone has a new and unique opinion on the discussion that they must post before someone else posts the same original opinion.

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Double standards are in full effect. If Marat does something, it's 'just Marat.' If Roddick does the same exact thing, it's because he's the biggest baby-eating monster on the face of the planet.
If your favourite player likes to cheer after a point, it shows joy and enthusiasm. If a player you don't like does this, they are arrogant, have a bad attitude and show a lack of respect for their opponent.
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If most people haven't been here long enough to remember it, or most people simply didn't see - did it really happen? I think not.
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Old 06-07-2006, 04:22 AM   #39
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Oh, I was thinking #16 was referring to a different Chloe. I've seen plenty of arguments where this Chloe goes off on a wide array of tangents to stay in an argument. Personally, I woudn't consider some of those as 'wins'.
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Oh, I was thinking #16 was referring to a different Chloe. I've seen plenty of arguments where this Chloe goes off on a wide array of tangents to stay in an argument. Personally, I woudn't consider some of those as 'wins'.
I demand examples.
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Not losing an argument doesn't necessarily equate winning every argument, btw.
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Whatever floats your boat.

I'm working on a paper right now; I'll pull up an example or two later...if I feel like it.
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I'm not sure who originated Law 5, can anyone clarify?
I`m pretty sure it was Julie.
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Double standards are in full effect. If Marat does something, it's 'just Marat.' If Roddick does the same exact thing, it's because he's the biggest baby-eating monster on the face of the planet.
That rule also applies to Coria and Hewitt.
Every time a player beats Federer he is dubbed the future no.1.
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13.Safin= Top 10 killa, Fed= Whole ATP killa, Rafa= Fedkilla, = Rafa killa


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#10 = very funny!
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