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Old 07-11-2011, 04:46 PM   #421
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An "epic" match will regularly crash MTF servers
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Ok, fifth slam law sounds cool too.
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So true. And yet nobody leaves! MTF without the comedy would be a dead place.
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:42 PM   #422
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Posters rate the Davis cup as high as the occasional exo, until their country gets a shot at the semis in the World Group, when it suddenly becomes a renaissance of the good old tennis spirit.
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Old 07-11-2011, 11:22 PM   #423
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Posters rate the Davis cup as high as the occasional exo, until their country gets a shot at the semis in the World Group, when it suddenly becomes a renaissance of the good old tennis spirit.
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:20 AM   #424
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:31 AM   #425
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All matches are simultaneously brilliant and terrible quality, depending on what posts you read from the match thread.
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All matches are simultaneously brilliant and terrible quality, depending on what posts you read from the match thread.
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Old 07-12-2011, 03:12 AM   #427
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Note also:something that is coined and approved here at the MTF gets an immediate attention by the whole tennis community(e.a.mug,tard,GOAT/cheese,NID...)
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Posters rate the Davis cup as high as the occasional exo, until their country gets a shot at the semis in the World Group, when it suddenly becomes a renaissance of the good old tennis spirit.
Did you read Greg Couch's blog too?
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All Gasquet's related thread will end up with a cocaine joke.
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Old 07-12-2011, 04:59 PM   #430
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Did you read Greg Couch's blog too?
no, but i've been here long enough
send me a link...
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:54 PM   #432
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i think you should aim for 100 laws and then have a poll (get MTF to support 100 choices in a poll). The winner gets tons of Vcash and the Code of MTF Laws engraved in brass. The runner-up gets to be Moderator and third-placed gets Life Premium!
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Tennis Forum is by far funnier, and more interesting to follow. Here everybody calls everybody mug, you cannot accepte a loss without insulting the one who beat your favourite player.
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Another suggestion:

There's some 99% chance of any a poster having the term "hata" included in his/her signature (be it 'suck it hatas' or 'hatas gonna hate', or whatever other poor gangsta-rap showcase of the English language) is quite a bit of a sour "hata" him/herself.

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If you post on MTF you must not know how to play tennis at all.
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