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Future ATP Star
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Re: Laws of MTF
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An "epic" match will regularly crash MTF servers  |
Law 61. 
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Ok, fifth slam law sounds cool too.  |
Law 60 is yours 
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Originally Posted by Nole fan
So true. And yet nobody leaves! MTF without the comedy would be a dead place.  |
Yes, it is part of this place's charm
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 Brush up on your tennis history, people- Top 101 Tennis Players of all Time
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What do you like doing on MTF most?
Reading Johnny Groove threads.
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Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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07-11-2011, 10:42 PM
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#422
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Belgrade, Serbia
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Re: Laws of MTF
Posters rate the Davis cup as high as the occasional exo, until their country gets a shot at the semis in the World Group, when it suddenly becomes a renaissance of the good old tennis spirit.
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The People Who Brought You the Annual "Going Out of Business" Sale
20-something girl: So, I guess we are now officially corporate hos.
30-something man: Yeah, so now you have to learn to play tennis.
Girl passerby: What does that have to do with anything?
20-something girl: Then we can be corporate hos and tennis pros -- duh.
30-something man: We should do commercials... Why don't we work for an ad agency?!
--59th & Lex
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07-11-2011, 11:22 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by tnosugar
Posters rate the Davis cup as high as the occasional exo, until their country gets a shot at the semis in the World Group, when it suddenly becomes a renaissance of the good old tennis spirit.
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Exactly.
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07-12-2011, 12:20 AM
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Future ATP Star
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by tnosugar
Posters rate the Davis cup as high as the occasional exo, until their country gets a shot at the semis in the World Group, when it suddenly becomes a renaissance of the good old tennis spirit.
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Law 62
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Respect the Laws of MTF
Brush up on your tennis history, people- Top 101 Tennis Players of all Time
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Originally Posted by Nathaliia
What do you like doing on MTF most?
Reading Johnny Groove threads.
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Originally Posted by tripwires
Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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07-12-2011, 12:31 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
All matches are simultaneously brilliant and terrible quality, depending on what posts you read from the match thread.
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07-12-2011, 12:38 AM
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Registered User
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by Smoke944
All matches are simultaneously brilliant and terrible quality, depending on what posts you read from the match thread.
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so true 
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07-12-2011, 03:12 AM
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Registered User
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Re: Laws of MTF
Note also:something that is coined and approved here at the MTF gets an immediate attention by the whole tennis community(e.a.mug,tard,GOAT/cheese,NID...) |
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07-12-2011, 03:37 AM
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the pirate queen.
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by tnosugar
Posters rate the Davis cup as high as the occasional exo, until their country gets a shot at the semis in the World Group, when it suddenly becomes a renaissance of the good old tennis spirit.
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Did you read Greg Couch's blog too?
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07-12-2011, 08:04 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Re: Laws of MTF
All Gasquet's related thread will end up with a cocaine joke.
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07-12-2011, 04:59 PM
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Future ATP Star
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by Smoke944
All matches are simultaneously brilliant and terrible quality, depending on what posts you read from the match thread.
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Originally Posted by janko05
Note also:something that is coined and approved here at the MTF gets an immediate attention by the whole tennis community(e.a.mug,tard,GOAT/cheese,NID...) |
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Originally Posted by Grassquet
All Gasquet's related thread will end up with a cocaine joke.
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Good additions, people
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Respect the Laws of MTF
Brush up on your tennis history, people- Top 101 Tennis Players of all Time
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathaliia
What do you like doing on MTF most?
Reading Johnny Groove threads.
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Originally Posted by tripwires
Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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07-12-2011, 07:46 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Belgrade, Serbia
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Re: Laws of MTF
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Originally Posted by Slumpdasco
Did you read Greg Couch's blog too? |
no, but i've been here long enough
send me a link...
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The People Who Brought You the Annual "Going Out of Business" Sale
20-something girl: So, I guess we are now officially corporate hos.
30-something man: Yeah, so now you have to learn to play tennis.
Girl passerby: What does that have to do with anything?
20-something girl: Then we can be corporate hos and tennis pros -- duh.
30-something man: We should do commercials... Why don't we work for an ad agency?!
--59th & Lex
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07-12-2011, 07:54 PM
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Registered User
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Re: Laws of MTF
i think you should aim for 100 laws and then have a poll (get MTF to support 100 choices in a poll). The winner gets tons of Vcash and the Code of MTF Laws engraved in brass. The runner-up gets to be Moderator and third-placed gets Life Premium!
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The People Who Brought You the Annual "Going Out of Business" Sale
20-something girl: So, I guess we are now officially corporate hos.
30-something man: Yeah, so now you have to learn to play tennis.
Girl passerby: What does that have to do with anything?
20-something girl: Then we can be corporate hos and tennis pros -- duh.
30-something man: We should do commercials... Why don't we work for an ad agency?!
--59th & Lex
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07-12-2011, 08:47 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2011
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Re: Laws of MTF
Tennis Forum is by far funnier, and more interesting to follow. Here everybody calls everybody mug, you cannot accepte a loss without insulting the one who beat your favourite player.
But still a nice forum.
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07-13-2011, 09:41 PM
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Anathemaniac
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Wall.
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Re: Laws of MTF
Another suggestion:
There's some 99% chance of any a poster having the term "hata" included in his/her signature (be it 'suck it hatas' or 'hatas gonna hate', or whatever other poor gangsta-rap showcase of the English language) is quite a bit of a sour "hata" him/herself.
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07-13-2011, 09:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Everywhere
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Re: Laws of MTF
If you post on MTF you must not know how to play tennis at all.
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