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Old 03-27-2010, 06:49 PM   #391
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Law of MTF:

EVERY member of MTF (yes, every single one of them) would make a better TV commentator than anyone who actually gets paid to do this job right now, except Darren Cahill. Gilbert, Goodall, Koenig, both McEnroes, Courier, Robinson, Gimelstob, Fowler, Castle, Shiras, Davenport, Adler, Henman, Carillo, etc should all step aside in favor of the ACC winners.
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Old 03-27-2010, 07:00 PM   #392
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Nah, Robbie Koenig and Doug Adler are good

Goodall ain't bad.

Other than that, I agree with you
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Law of MTF:

EVERY member of MTF (yes, every single one of them) would make a better TV commentator than anyone who actually gets paid to do this job right now, except Darren Cahill. Gilbert, Goodall, Koenig, both McEnroes, Courier, Robinson, Gimelstob, Fowler, Castle, Shiras, Davenport, Adler, Henman, Carillo, etc should all step aside in favor of the ACC winners.

I'd settled just for banning Fox Sports from broadcasting.
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Old 03-27-2010, 08:52 PM   #394
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Nah, Robbie Koenig and Doug Adler are good

Goodall ain't bad.

Other than that, I agree with you
You are the keeper of the laws, feel free to edit as you deem necessary.
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Old 10-06-2010, 11:29 AM   #395
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New members are frequently bad repped despite not writing anything that really deserves it. I think this is because posters love turning other posters' lights red and there's a greater chance of that happening with newer members. I know I had red lights last year and it's not a nice welcome to MTF.

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Overpraise tv commentators & Federer's apologist Roddick.
They're paid to be be asses.
Make loyal fans of all these people happy.
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gem of a thread!!!
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Very informative thread!! Good to see not much has changed since its inception!
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Very informative thread!! Good to see not much has changed since its inception!
I agree it hasn't changed, but I beg to differ on the choice of adjective.
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That's why even though I follow atp I don't post in this forum much..I hate the posters here
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That's why even though I follow atp I don't post in this forum much..I hate the posters here
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Just post stupid shit like Failerko/Clay Fail/Start da Fail (or General Shankar, lmao) and you'll fit right in
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I LOVE this thread. Those laws are all so very true. But as much as I hate this forums sometimes, much because of some posters, I also love it for all the crazyness and for all the funny stuff.

#27.. Nah, The number of Rafa haters stay the same or even INCREASES if he does well. So that law obviously doesn't work.

#30, of course this forum contains perv threads. MTF is probably filled with virgins, gays, etc, and they all have one thing on their brain, well, two things.. One of them is tennis and the other one is.. exactly.

#40, I agree with this one too. Especially Sodatards, they are quick to call out Rafa cheating for getting on court advice from his uncle Toni during match, but they NEVER bring up the incident in Rome when Soderling pointed at the wrong mark on purpose. Soderling is the king and can do no wrong, while EVERYTHING Rafa does is wrong.
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Have not updated this one in quite some time, but perhaps only an addendum here and there would be necessary.
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